I'm running out of Ammo while troll hunting

[trumad]

Someone take over for awhile... I've got to skin the ones I've caught and stick them on my spit.

[Spinzonner]

1. Nah, dont look a bit like ChickenHawks

Too much meat

[Demonaut]

4. they've been "cheneyed"

[Gold Metal Flake]

2. AW! Thanks. I'm gonna be hungry ALL DAY!

You think I could not eat one of those roasted chickens right here in my cube at 7:30 am? You have no idea.

Gonna have chicken on the brain.

Hope they have some lunch meeting with El Pollo Loco. Leftovers!

[John_H]

3. Man, you got to SEASON those bad boys!

Go down to the Italian store or Fresh Fields and ask them for a nice hunk of rind from a wheel of Parmesan and a rind from a prosciutto. They'll give em to you for free, I bet, if you buy some olives and bread which you will need later.

When you get home, shove both rinds into the bird along with half an onion. Then take some garlic. A lot of it, like five cloves per bird. Smash it into a paste with a tsp or two of salt. Grab a big handful of rosemary. Chop it up. Put 'em both in a bowl with a couple big glugs of olive oil, a dash or six of balsamic vinegar, a glass of red wine, and about 30 grinds of pepper. Mix it up nice.

Smear that glop all over the birds and let them sit in the fridge overnight or for at least a few hours.

Then put them on that spit. Baste them relentlessly with the stuff in the drip pan. Serve the pieces of chicken on slices of the bread so all the juice soaks in. Throw a few olives on the plate. Spinach, too. With lemon.

This chicken will get you laid. It's that good.

[Nevernose]

7. You are a god among men

Where the hell can I find an "Italian store?" Better yet, what the hell is an "Italian store?"

[Blue-Jay]

5. They're really making it easier each day.

Not clever at all. No nuance.

[Red State Rebel]

6. Be Vewy, Vewy Quiet!

(Insert Elmer Fudd w/hunting gun here)

Go get em!

[Blue-Jay]

8. I give up.

I think I'll do a load of laundry and go to bed.

[bobthedrummer]

9. Were you part of the posse that got the one that called DUers "fucking

creeps" this afternoon?
I didn't have to hit the alert on that one, but s/he was kind of a mole troll with hundreds of posts.

Bye-bye:nopity:

[Zomby Woof]

10. you need to bring back that crying baby

It sure would come in handy for the weak asscramps pissing their disrupting tears all over GD.

[PVnRT]

11. Here you go

Fine Yugoslavian-made 8mm Mauser ammunition.