MichaelHarris
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Thu Jul-29-04 02:17 AM
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While watching the Fuax News convention coverage |
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and picking at my ear I pulled out a large mass. Something this big shouldn't come out of ones ear right? Pics on request.
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bloodyjack
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Thu Jul-29-04 02:18 AM
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Was it earwax? It was probably earwax.
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MichaelHarris
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Thu Jul-29-04 02:23 AM
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3. it could have been but |
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it was shaped like Bill Oreilys head
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Thu Jul-29-04 02:19 AM
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2. Can you still understand foreign languages? |
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If not, it could be a babelfish!
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MichaelHarris
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Thu Jul-29-04 02:24 AM
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I was worried it was a frontal lobe falling off due to too much Faux News
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lapfog_1
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Thu Jul-29-04 02:31 AM
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5. No, I don't think it works that way |
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I think you have to have the prefrontal lobotomy BEFORE you are allowed to watch Faux News. Not the other way around.
Course, if you ARE watching Faux, it could be your brain trying to escape the body inflicting this upon it.
Be careful if you feel a sudden urge to drive an ice pick into your own eyeballs. Grab the remote and SLOWLY change channels and promise your brain "I will remove Faux from the program guide, I will remove Faux from the program guide."
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MichaelHarris
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Thu Jul-29-04 03:23 AM
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thanks alot, I wondered why I woke up on the couch with the tv on Faux and an ice pick in my hand.
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Thu Jul-29-04 02:48 AM
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Edited on Thu Jul-29-04 02:49 AM by mahayasmellbad
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