GiovanniC
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:40 AM
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I'm Almost to Post #1594 -- ASK ME ANYTHING |
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Must boost my post count up to that critical #1594 level.
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:49 AM
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GiovanniC
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:54 AM
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2. Button-Up Shirt and Khakis |
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Wish I could be more risque than that, but...
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Merrick
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Thu Jul-29-04 11:59 AM
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3. How come I can't get laid? |
GiovanniC
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Thu Jul-29-04 12:01 PM
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4. Because Women Can Sense Desperation |
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You need to take a break from trying to get laid, and take up something to improve yourself -- working out, studying philosophy, volunteering. Once you build a rich and interesting life, women will want to become part of it -- and you'll probably get laid.
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Merrick
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Thu Jul-29-04 12:05 PM
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5. Really? I think its because I don't have any arms. |
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At least that's what my conjoined twin told me.
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GiovanniC
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Thu Jul-29-04 12:09 PM
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6. You Don't Need Arms To Get Laid |
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And I bet a lot of girls would dig the whole conjoined-twins thing.
Maybe you aren't looking hard enough.
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Merrick
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Thu Jul-29-04 12:24 PM
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7. Technically you don't need arms... |
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but you try hitting on a chick without them. They're always like, "Err... where are your arms?" and then walk away.
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GiovanniC
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Thu Jul-29-04 01:05 PM
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8. There Are Worse Body Appendages To Be Missing |
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Thu Jul-29-04 01:25 PM
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like the one you keep getting 'male enhancement' spam for :crazy:
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GiovanniC
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Thu Jul-29-04 01:28 PM
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10. Hey, It Can Increase My Size By Up to Three Inches!! |
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