jpgray is a scandalous swine!

[Magrittes Pipe]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1459277&mesg_id=1459301&page=

He failed to show for our promised duel at dawn. Byron and I waited from sunup to ten, and still no sign of him.

Listen, you yellow turd! You have no honor! You are a whoreson cur! You might have lain with your own sister for the shame you've done to your name!

May the thousand curses of DU be upon you. May women swoon and children cry out at your hideous visage as you walk the streets, secure only in the knowledge that you are but a speck, an insect, a pox upon the ruddy backside of humanity.

May my spit burn your eyes, vile dog!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. Such invective has rarely sprwaled crosss my screen!

Zounds!

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Egad!

Watch your tongue, Mr. Strength. I've got my eye on you....

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. you're a scandalous rake - I fear you not at all!

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. You think that lifting those triangular weights has made you a match...

...for my pistol's flash.

But you are WRONG!

[JohnKleeb]

2. people still duel heh

Oh, god heh. Well I'll be going to lunch now heh.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. May you eat the yellow heart of jpgray...

...as it still twitches out its death's-rattle while he is still able to look on in horror!

At least, that's what I would like to have for luncheon.

[tigereye]

30. thanks for offering the proper perspective on this john

LOL

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. And he still hasn't given me back my XTC boxset.

The varlet!

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Dear God, hope you got the letter and I feel...

THAT JPGRAY IS AN UNREPENITENT BOWEL-ERUPTION!

[Fenris]

4. What a lowly coward!

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. We shall cobble together a posse.

Hang the turpituous rat!

[Fenris]

9. Fie! He shall rue the day he crossed us!

Our lynchmob should teach that rotten turncoat a lesson!

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Sorry.

I do not listen to George Lynch.

[XNASA]

13. Pistol Duels are vulgar.

Give me a good old-fashioned swordfight to the death any day.

Knife throwing is pretty cool too.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. One more insinuation like that...

...will land you on my "shit's list!"

[XNASA]

28. How now, wool-sack?

What mutter you?

[asthmaticeog]

15. Oh, I'm so bookmarking THIS thread!

Though ye be the foulest rakes and scabbed brigands, the disused Elizabethan invective doth flow from thy tongues like sweetest nectar! By my beard, may thy screennames tower over DU like a war-stallion's naughty bits over a dead Spaniard!

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. Arrrrrrrrr you a pirate?

Your antiquated speech seems to predate mine by a few hundred years. Nonetheless, I see that your heart is true. You may be my third when I finally track down and castrate that rapacious pig-bespoiler.

[Donkeyboy75]

16. I have rid our fair lands of his objectionable presence.

We dueled at dusk. The incident involved a cucumber, a court jester and a corset. I need say no more.

The daft bounder fired his pistol in the air. I made no such mistake; my aim was true, and rid this world of that foul wretch.

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Liars are all that comes from Chicago.

Liars and wieners.

Which are you, sir?

[Donkeyboy75]

19. Sir? Do not speak to me with your false platitudes, filthy cad!

I am a weiner, if you must know. And which are you? Those who dwell in the slums known as Wisconsin are either fried cheese curds or heifers.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Or perhaps you are an ass.

The smell is a dead giveaway.

[Donkeyboy75]

21. A weiner and an ass are two birds of the same feather.

Or are you unfamiliar with the art of crafting tubular meats?

And I see you took the path of a coward, and did not deign to answer my query.

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. That is the last!

DUEL!!!!!!!

[Donkeyboy75]

23. I fear you not.

I am a noted marksman, so I shall give you a chance. Shots of the foulest liquor. First to lose his feet must shove his head in matcom's buttocks...a horrible and ghastly demise, to be sure.

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. I drink Old Crow very nearly every day!

Foul liquor deters me not!

[Donkeyboy75]

25. And I Burnett's vodka!

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. But I repeat myself.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1463915&mesg_id=1464344&page=

[Donkeyboy75]

27. Pah! I assume you to be a heifer, and I answered your query.

I will not trouble myself to do so again.

[jpgray]

29. Kleeb was supposed to throw you in the DU Gulag, sirrah!

Please reference my thread in the Lounge, if you haven't fallen into a drunken stupor of fear and indolence already!