Did you ever feel like you should keep something a secret

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

even though you want to shout it from the rooftops? :shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. It's okay, Teena. We are accepting here.

You can "come out" to us.

:P

[Mara Steele]

9. HAH AhahAh

NSMA, are you a LESBIAN!??? :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. No but I love their food

[Misunderestimator]

23. Granola?

:shrug:

[Mara Steele]

32. is that a lesbian food?

:D Damn, maybe THAT'S why I'm this way!

[Misunderestimator]

37. Just a faction of lesbian food....

the "crunchy" dyke kind.

[Mara Steele]

42. What do you call lesbians who like to eat bad fast food?

"BUTCH" ? :D

[Misunderestimator]

45. See... now I thought you were going to give me a good new joke

for my repertoire... that was just lame. :P

[Mara Steele]

46. LOL

Ha ha... Wasn't even trying, just curious if you'd agree? :D lol

[Misunderestimator]

48. Then again... maybe I do agree... :)

If you choose to be completely butch then you deserve some bad fast food. :P

[Mara Steele]

49. It's not really a choice --

Just seem to feel & act pretty darn, as they say, "butch", w/out effort...

Ya should have seen me chow down today... I'd have put cops & construction workers to shame. :D

[Misunderestimator]

51. OMG.. Chow down on what?!?

:evilgrin:

[Mara Steele]

53. Ha!

Guess I'll leave that to your imagination... :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

2. Yep! It usually involves a new relationship I don't want to "jinx"

by going public.

[Bunny]

3. C'mon, girl! Spill it!!!

You cannot keep us in suspense! Did you finally steal Mrs. Matcom away? ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. NO but I did break it to her gently

[blm]

26. My guess: the lovely lass with the Bowiesque allure.

Grrrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............

[Kadie]

5. You can share with us

we won't tell anyone.

[Blue-Jay]

6. heh heh heh

Better spill the beans, sister.

(do I already know?)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. yeah

like I knew about you (one good turn deserves another)

[Blue-Jay]

You mean I'm no longer a mystery wrapped in a tortilla?

dammit!

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. No, that's Taco Bell's new "value menu."

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Ooh! Ooh! I know about Blue-Jay, too!

He is a douchebag. :P

[Blue-Jay]

13. You shaddap!

The sores are healing nicely, I'll have you know.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.

:party:

[supernova]

7. Dish! Dish!

:D

[SarahB]

11. I think I've seen some clues.

I have a feeling I know. :)

But yeah, I understand...too well, but I'm glad now I didn't when I wanted to, but then again there was a big case of "bad timing-itis" for me. Hopefully, someday, I'll be doing some rooftop shouting one way or the other.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. I hope so too

heck..the hotel didn't even throw me out :D

[SarahB]

17. Now that's a date!

I think you need to scream it out loud, NSMA!

[Goldmund]

15. Ugh

You don't even know how appropriate that question is at this particular moment in my life.

[MuseRider]

19. OK

what is up Teena? Must be great news. :hi:

I'm a snoop but I think you probably already know that.

[oneighty]

20. Yes NSMA

Share your secrets. Do not hold back.

Please.

180

[Rowdyboy]

21. Only one thing has ever provoked that response in me

Hope its what I think it is!

[Rowdyboy]

22. Only one thing has ever provoked that response in me

Hope its what I think it is!

[LynneSin]

24. It's ok if you're in love - you can tell us all about it.....

I mean, who can resist this guy???

:puke:

[Skittles]

25. you keeping something from me, Teena???

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

[Teddy_Salad]

27. Oh yes!!!!!

Do I ever! :P

[Misunderestimator]

28. Hmm... what's YOUR secret then?

[Teddy_Salad]

29. Never you mind.....

.....but if I ever divulge it, I promise you will be the first to know. :P

[Misunderestimator]

31. Cool... thanks... and if you divulge yours... I'll divulge mine.

:P

[Teddy_Salad]

33. No....you tell me yours and.......

....I won't tell you mine.

That's fair, huh? :P

[Misunderestimator]

35. Yeah... right... here's my secret:

I'm a lesbian. :)

[Mara Steele]

38. You're really CATHERINE DENEUVE, that's your secret

HA hah aha I just blew your cover, baby!! :D

[Misunderestimator]

43. Damn.... but I look good for my age, don't I?

:D

[Mara Steele]

47. Yeah, looks like you stopped aging about 20 years ago

Yoga has done wonders for you. :)

[Teddy_Salad]

41. So am I!!!

What a coincidence! :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

60. DAMN, you're a lesbian

who would have thunk that

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

71. Hardeeharharhar....

Where do I send the toaster again? :)

[LynneSin]

107. From what I gather - to yourself

:shrug:

I mean, you just outed yourself on DU. Did someone recruit into the holy unland of homosexuality? Well at least you're not into box turtles.....or are you?

:loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

132. Actually, yes... NSMA is a box turtle.

Who'd have thunk it? :shrug:

[Mara Steele]

34. You have three nipples, don't you???

DON'T YOU?!!? :D

[Misunderestimator]

36. If ONLY!!!

Wouldn't that be just great!!! :bounce:

[Teddy_Salad]

39. Close, but no cigar

I do have three of something most guys have two of.....but nipples they ain't.

Try again! :P

[Mara Steele]

40. You have three nostrils. That's amazing.

Must be a pain in the ass when you catch a cold, though :D

[Teddy_Salad]

44. Take this...you!

:spank:

You're getting colder! :evilgrin:

[MisterP]

136. buttocks!

[MisterP]

135. Scaramanga!

[belladonna]

50. I know his secret !!!

And it's now up for sale to the highest bidder :bounce:

Any takers? It's a really really juicy secret, I swear it is!!! :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

52. I'll give you a dollar.

[Teddy_Salad]

54. A dollar? Oh nice!

That's all my secret is worth? :cry:

[Misunderestimator]

56. Well, it IS an auction, right? I like getting something for nothing.

[Teddy_Salad]

58. But......surely MY secret is worth more than that, no?

I would think....no "hope" that my little secret would have a higher starting bid than that, MU! :cry:

[Misunderestimator]

59. Then the price is MY secret. Or two dollars. Your choice.

:)

[belladonna]

61. Hey!! I'm the one selling the secret

Sheesh...... like he's gonna tell you :eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

62. The NERVE of him.... you are so right...

So 2 dollars to you then and Teddy gets nada.

[belladonna]

63. For two dollars, you only get a hint

Sure you don't wanna up the ante? Hmmmmmm???? :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

64. Wow a hint a 2 dollars? Then I'll up the ante to three.

But I want the hint now.

[belladonna]

67. Okay, so here it is

Elephant butts, wombats, whipped cream and a hotel room in the middle of nowhere..........

[Misunderestimator]

68. Well, damn, I guess you get what you pay for...

now I'm just confused. What can I get for $20?

[belladonna]

70. Whips and chains and handcuffs

Oh, and a bonus hint.... the sun also rises and the dog howls at the moon.......

C'mon, that's a dead giveaway :D

[Misunderestimator]

72. Bestiality?

How sick :P

[Teddy_Salad]

73. Hey!!!

What's wrong with bestiality?

In Australia, we often take advantage of Kangaroos and wombats.....not to mention the occasional wooly sheep! :P

What the hell is wrong with that, MU? :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

75. LMAO... Nothing er... nothing really....

Kangaroos and wombats though? Man... you have some odd tastes.

[Teddy_Salad]

79. Well........

.....we do throw in the occasional Tasmanian Devil as well......when we want some really HOT action!

How the hell is that sick? Hmmmmmmm? :P

[Misunderestimator]

80. Oh yes.. and the way he SPINS!!!!

[Teddy_Salad]

81. Ohhhhh baby!

I looooove the way he spins! :9

[belladonna]

74. No, but my sources tell me

Doggie style was definitely involved :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

76. Doggie style is definitely cool

:evilgrin:

[belladonna]

77. Really?

I think of it more as HOT :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

78. LMAO... OK, You got me there...

definitely HOT not COOL... :)

[Teddy_Salad]

69. Whipped cream?

Damn....no wonder I'm itching!

I though THAT was shaving cream! :P

[Teddy_Salad]

65. Hmmmmmm............

You drive a hard bargain, MU!

Nope.....ten dollars and seventy two cents is the starting price......it's that or nothin'! :P

[Misunderestimator]

66. Sure. I can afford 11 bucks... what's the damn secret already?

:evilgrin:

[belladonna]

55. No way, it's worth WAY more than that

C'mon, show me the money and I'll expose his dirty little secret :bounce:

[SarahB]

84. I'm curious about this one.

:D

[Teddy_Salad]

86. Are ya now?

My lips are sealed. :P

[SarahB]

91. I think you and the D.U.L.L. queen....

have some heavy action going on! :D

[Teddy_Salad]

92. Who? Sundog?

Yep.....that's right!

I love his Elephant Butt!!! :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

94. Not him.

BD!
Tell me I'm being a busybody and i'll shut up though. :D

[Teddy_Salad]

95. BD?

Oh....I wish!
But sadly.....no.

She's taken, unfortunately. :cry:

So watch out, SarahBelle!!! I'm on the prowl!!!!! :evilgrin:

[belladonna]

98. It's true

I'm saving myself for Jon Stewart.... or Lindsey Buckingham, whoever gets here first. Or maybe both of them if I get really really lucky :evilgrin:

[belladonna]

90. Bidding's still open....

Care to make a bid? MY lips aren't sealed :D

[SarahB]

162. How much?

[Misinformed01]

30. Yeah, and here's MY little secret

IF you don't freakin' CALL ME....I am going to go NUTS, OK?

Michael and I are drinking in prep for a three day weekend...give us a holler!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

57. OH SHIT!

Sorry...I'll ring you up :D
cell or house?

[Blue-Jay]

82. AND for those of you playing the "home game"...

:evilgrin:

[JanMichael]

83. That was great!!!

This is Steph...Michael's Orange Roughy was to die for...God, that man is talented!!

OK, I need to go find some links to send you!

Stephanie

You know what? It makes me so happy when people I care about are happy! :) How cool is that?

[Misunderestimator]

85. I think I am posting way too much on this thread....

have I given myself away yet? :shrug:

[JanMichael]

87. nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:)

You are perfect the way you are!

Steph

[Misunderestimator]

88. LOL... aw... thanks!

O8)

[SarahB]

89. Yep.

I think I figured it all a week ago (the covert know coversion when they see it), but I keep my nose out of people's business. I figure people go public with this stuff if they want to.

A :toast: to :loveya:!!!

[Misunderestimator]

93. Thanks SarahBelle... :)

:toast:

[Teddy_Salad]

97. NO!!! More hints

Please?

[Misunderestimator]

99. 1 + 1 = 2

That's your hint ;)

[Teddy_Salad]

100. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..........

Math was always my weakness at school.

Could you elaborate on that? :P

[Misunderestimator]

103. LOL..... nope

:evilgrin:

[Teddy_Salad]

104. Oh come on!!!

I told ya my secret!

Fairs fair, ya know...MU! :P

[Misunderestimator]

106. read below n/t

[Teddy_Salad]

108. DAMNIT!!!

:cry:

But....but...what about me? :cry:

[Misunderestimator]

109. LOL... wait a minute... aren't you a gay man?

:shrug:

[Teddy_Salad]

111. No....but I should be..

Women hate me....gay guys love me.

I think I need to swap teams! :cry:

[Misunderestimator]

116. LMFAO.... that is so funny...

I made the wrong assumption! :)

[Teddy_Salad]

120. You thought I was gay?

Heck....I am changing sides!!! :P

[Misunderestimator]

122. Yes, I did.... that's funny as hell.

:)

[Teddy_Salad]

125. How long have ya thought that?

Fuck! Maybe I am!!! :wow:

[Misunderestimator]

127. LOL...since I first started reading your posts....

hmmmmmmm... maybe you SHOULD switch. :evilgrin:

[Teddy_Salad]

129. Geez.....I'm putting in for a trade right now!

Thanks for opening my eyes, MU!

I'm forever indebted to you.....I think. :silly:

[Misunderestimator]

130. LOL.... Hey... at least you just extended your possibilities by 100%.

[Teddy_Salad]

131. That's a good point!

I could double my opportunities, huh?

Thanks, MU!

I'm eternally indebted to you......I think. :evilfrown:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

101. OK here goes...I am madly, passionately, unequivocally in LOVE

with her:



and I can't wait until we are together all the time...it's been going on for a few months...it all came together this weekend..in what was the most romantic weekend of my life EVER..and she's THE ONE for me :D

[Misunderestimator]

105. Awwwww..... how sweet!

:loveya:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

110. Think anyone will notice that I told them?

:shrug:

[belladonna]

112. I did!!!!

And I think it's the sweetest thing I've ever seen on DU :loveya: :bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

114. That's so sweet... thanks...

:)

[Misunderestimator]

113. LOL... probably not... they're all watching Kerry right now...

perfect timing... :)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

115. me too and he fucking ROCKS!

[Misunderestimator]

118. Yes ... he f*cking does!!!

[LynneSin]

117. Shouldn't you be watching the Kerry speech

:shrug:

Congrats hun

(like I didn't know already)

Can I be a bridesmaid please
:bounce:

[LynneSin]

119. Hun, we love you but did you turn on your TV tonight

That guy is John Kerry and he wants you vote

:bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

121. Oh YEAH! Watching him now...

He has MY vote and a bunch of republican votes I know as well.

[LynneSin]

123. I got my family to vote for him

well except my neo-con brother. But the rest of the family (all repubs) want Kerry for their president, their voting for the dem for US Congress, but I haven't gotten them sold on Hoeffel yet cause they do like Spector

[Misunderestimator]

128. That is SO cool. Good for you!

:toast:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

124. I'm multitasking

posting here
watching Kerry
posting in gd
sending love letters to the most beautiful woman on the planet

if she were here right now...I'd show you some SERIOUS multitasking :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

126. you haven't sent me any letters?

:eyes:

COngrats hun!!

:loveya:

[Solly Mack]

165. I'm grinning from ear to ear!

I can literally feel the glow of love in this thread!


What a happy time!!!!! Is there anything more magical than love?


I wish you both the very best!!!!!! The blessings of love are many and with each day a new blessing reveals itself and together the two of you will grow in your love. It's the best kind of sunshine, love is...No matter what comes, there's always a beautiful day in your heart and someone to share it with.

May all the days ahead be as glorious as love's first blush.

I love you, Teena!

[SarahB]

161. A big, big....

:toast: to :loveya: to you too! That is wonderful. I'm happy for you both.

[Magrittes Pipe]

180. But she's a woman!

Are you a lesbian, NSMA? :evilgrin:

:hi:

[SOteric]

96. I'm more the sort that

feels like she should shout something from the rooftops, even though I want to keep it secret.

But other than that, yeah. :7 I know that feeling.

[AlienGirl]

102. Frequently! I know the world's funniest thing

and the answers to a couple of important questions, but there are reasons I cannot tell.

Tucker

[Misunderestimator]

133. OK... so....

I am completely in love with NSMA... in case you didn't figure that out by now.

And hey.... KERRY ROCKED tonight!!!

[slinkerwink]

154. awwww, congratulations!

:toast:

[Misunderestimator]

134. So now... Teddy Salad... I have to know YOUR secret.

Come on! :)

[Teddy_Salad]

137. One day you will know my secret......

But not yet! :P

[Misunderestimator]

138. That is SO not fair....

after exposing myself to you... ;)

[Teddy_Salad]

139. Heee...heeeee.....

Yep! Expose yaself you did!

You'll have to wait until I expose myself to you though.

Then again, if you were a gay guy, I'd do it right away....seeing as I'm gay and all. :P

[Misunderestimator]

140. LOL... you gay guy you!

:P

[Teddy_Salad]

141. Damnit!!!! Where's my rainbow avatar?

I'd better get one of those, right? :shrug:

[Donkeyboy75]

142. Teddy's secret is that he's a flamin' galah!

[Teddy_Salad]

143. Yeah.....

...a flamin' gay galah, according to Misunderestimator. :P

[Donkeyboy75]

144. Nothing wrong with playing both sides of the coin...

[Teddy_Salad]

147. Misunderestimator thought.....

.....I was playing just the one side of that coin!

The side I actually don't play, :P

[Donkeyboy75]

148. Yep. I read the posts. I think she was trying to unload another

toaster, y'know?

[Teddy_Salad]

150. Well she can unload on someone else!

I hate toast! :P

[Donkeyboy75]

153. Even with vegemite?

:puke:

[Teddy_Salad]

156. Hmmmmmmm.............

Good point, DK.

I do love vegemite on toast.

OK....I'll take the toaster! :P

[Donkeyboy75]

145. Congrats, the two of ya.

You don't know me, but I like your posts (well, at least most of 'em).

:thumbsup: :toast:

[supernova]

146. Awww, congrats to NSMA and Misunderestimator!

:toast: How sweet it is. :D

I had to post after the speech because my computer and TV aren't in the same room.

I'm so happy for you two. :hug:

[Mara Steele]

151. OMG, that's excellent...

Am so jealous of the both of you... I always felt somehow you were meant for each other.

Wow... I'm awestruck... Love you both....

Best of wishes to ya!!! :yourock:

[Pithlet]

149. Congratulations!

I'm so happy for the both of you.

[Kenneth ken]

152. CONGRATULATIONS!

:toast:

to both of you. May you have many happy years together.

:loveya:

[slinkerwink]

155. congrats to you and Misunderestimator!!!

:-)

[Duncan Grant]

157. Aw, shucks...I missed the party.

(not really, though) ;)

Congratulations to you both!!! :toast: :loveya:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

158. You were the party!

Thanks again ;) for everything.

[Misunderestimator]

160. But you were PART of the magic.

:loveya:

[Corkey Mineola]

169. YES! Many Happy Returns to NSMA and MisUnd YOU TWO ROCK

thanks for sharing your joy with us!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

173. Thanks for the park and for enabling the most romantic moment

of my life with your quick thinking...we look forward to seeing you both again soon. :loveya:

oh and the wonderful dinner too! :D

[Corkey Mineola]

179. our pleasure

it was a pretty romantic moment for us too!
makes me want to run out and buy 'Madama Butterfly'

:bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

182. Love you guys!

Thanks for everything... not often that I do that... um... thing... ;)

:loveya:

[VOX]

159. This is SO cool! Big congrats to nsma and misunderestimator!!!

So glad you found each other. Love is the greatest thing, and now you two can share it.

Best wishes to you both -- :toast: :hug: :loveya:

[JanMichael]

163. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHH

You made the PUBLIC announcement while JK was accepting the nomination????

Congratulations from Michael and I!!!

[Misunderestimator]

166. Didn't mean to steal John's thunder :)

Thanks for the congrats! :toast:

I'm the luckiest person on the planet.

[GOPisEvil]

164. Shit...I had that figured out!!! I thought this was juicy new stuff.

I'm really happy for you two kids! Enjoy each other! :-)

Damn Teena, we never got the chance to cruise for women together. :cry:

[Misunderestimator]

167. LOL... you can still cruise together...

just no touching :)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

168. We're both still allowed to look and flirt

as long as we bring the fantasies home to each other :D

[GOPisEvil]

175. Nice...I say the three of us should cruise...

Another pair of eyes wouldn't hurt. :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

176. What's one more buttprint on the hood of my car?

[GOPisEvil]

177. Didja know there's a Mustang GT in my driveway?

An '86. :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

178. Coolness!

Misunderestimator missed mine so much she was cruising around in one this week...but it wasn't the same...thank goodness..I need her back in mine fast...the passenger seat is lonely and cold :evilfrown:

[Misunderestimator]

181. Yes, and the rental was no convertible either :)

And I miss warming your seat. ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

183. I miss you warming things that don't even need it

O8)

[Misunderestimator]

184. LOL... and in a minute everyone's gonna tell us to get a room.

...I wish we could :evilgrin:

[Pale Blue Dot]

170. Congratulations to both of you.

I'm so glad it worked out. Couldn't happen to two nicer people. :loveya::thumbsup:

[curse10]

171. mrs. matcom is going to be sorely disappointed!

:toast:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

172. Actually she was one of the first to know

Talked to her on the phone shortly after this was underway. :D

[curse10]

174. luck she has matcom to comfort her

:P

Congrats teena :-)