Funniest Movie Ever!

[Magrittes Pipe]

As they say, "laughter is the best medicine." So, which of these movies is like sweet, sweet morphine to you?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Quest for the Holy Grail

On edit: My attention span for bad movies is minimal, so I don't share the humor of watching atrocious cinema. MST3K did it right though.

[Connie_Corleone]

2. The Ten Commandments

Just a laugh a minute!

[skypilot]

3. "New Jack City"

"Gentlemen, let's sit down and have a diatribe."

Or something like that. How did this line make it past everyone and onto the screen?

[DS1]

4. Ice-T is soooo dreamy.

He puts me right to sleep in New Jack City..

"I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard!" <-- Pure Acting Genius I tell you :yourock:

[arbusto_baboso]

5. Darkest Knight.

A REALLY BAD new Zealand take on the medieval Ivanhoe stories.

How can ya' NOT love a movie where a character utters the line, "Burnt! Friar Bacon!"

[Donkeyboy75]

6. Terms of Endearment

Couldn't stop laughing.

[terrya]

"Airport 1975" is a true comic masterpiece.

This is the one with Karen Black as the stewardess who has to fly the damaged 747 in (with help from Chuck Heston), Linda Blair as the little girl who needs a kidney transplant (and being the "beneficiary" of Sister Helen Reddy singing to her). AND Gloria Swanson, playing herself, looking like a warmed over corpse.

Unintentionally hilarious!

[FrankBooth]

7. Where's "Showgirls"?

What a laugher.

[LynneSin]

9. 2nd vote for Showgirls

:bounce:

[fob]

19. Actually Showgirls tops every Greatest_______ list of mine

"Ver-sayce?"
"It's pronounced, Ver-sah-chee"

[FrankBooth]

27. It is such a train wreck

I love watching it.

[fob]

28. I hope that doesn't upset you too much Frank, Blue Velvet is way

up on my lists, here's a Heineken.

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Heineken?

FUCK THAT SHIT!!! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!

[Swamp Rat]

31. Now THAT'S a funny movie!

[fob]

33. you're welcome

[FrankBooth]

34. If any of you were my neighbors

I'd definitely take you on a joyride.

[Magrittes Pipe]

35. Would you send me a love letter?

It's my favorite movie EVER, by the way.

[fob]

40. A candy-colored clown they call the sandman

Tiptoes to my room every night...

[FrankBooth]

45. Straight from my heart ...

... Fucker.

Well, you're not really a fucker, I just carried away when I suck on the gas.

[skygazer]

8. Robin Hood

Kevin Costner trying to do an English accent was simply to die for...

[phillybri]

10. 28 Days Later was a riot!!!

:-)

[mrboba1]

11. How on Earth could you miss the laugh a minute....

Beaches?

:shrug:

[russian33]

12. History of the World, Part I

[Connie_Corleone]

13. The Exorcist

That ending had me rolling on the floor and down the stairs!!

:evilgrin:

[Swamp Rat]

21. Laughed my ass off in the theater watching the Exorcist

when it first came out. People were shouting at the screen, crying and puking while I got a hernia from non-stop laughter. I was 10 yrs. old. :7

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. Seventh Seal

Laugh riot!

[Westegg]

41. Oh sure, "Seventh Seal" is decent early slapstick, but...

I guess you're not hip to Bergman's later, much more hilarious "Haw-Haw Trilogy": "Through A Glass Darkly," "The Silence," and "Shame."

Man, I'm bustin' a nut just thinking about 'em! When that little kid pisses in the hall? When that parachuter gets caught in that tree? When that dude's talking to the priest about God?

A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

44. Personally - the scene in 7th seal when they burn the girl at the stake

puts me in STITCHES!!

Fatty Arbuckle had nothin on that stuff!

[Westegg]

46. Good one! Like I always say, CStT, there's the Marx Bros. and then...

...there's the rape/murder scene in "Virgin Spring."

[tigereye]

47. Chavez!!

for shame

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

50. I sorry

:(

[tigereye]

52. although I suppose Bergman does at times

need a bit of skewering. :)

[terrya]

15. There is also something to be said for "Ordinary People"

Who DIDN'T crack-up when Timothy Hutton turns to Donald Sutherland and yells "Give her the goddammed camera!"?

Another laugh riot.

[johnnie]

16. Brian's song

That has me rolling on the floor every time I see it. That ending is funny as hell.

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Ooh! Good catch!

That truly is a knee-slapper!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. Nil by Mouth.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

18. I never thought I would say 'Days of Wine and Roses' in a list of

funniest movies.

:wtf:

Am I missing something? Am I thinking of the wrong movie?

[skypilot]

20. "In the Bedroom"

Sissy Spacek breaking dishes and smacking people.:headbang:

[Swamp Rat]

23. Jaws

It was real funny when that big shark ate everybody. :D

[2bfree]

24. I'm lost on your list............

I must be out of the loop because I actually like some of those.

[leeman67]

25. Platoon

(well, at least Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley thought so) :P

[chiburb]

26. "Beaches", "On Golden Pond", "English Patient"....n/t

[terrya]

29. "The Hours" is another one.

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. I'm the only vote for "Love Story?"

"Love means never having to say you're sorry!"

Shit, that's gotta be the funniest line ever spoken.

[XNASA]

36. Either "The Yearling" or "Four for Texas".

I'm torn.

[Canuckistanian]

37. Looking for Mr. Goodbar

The feel-good sleeper of the year for 1977.

[Coventina]

38. Midnight Cowboy

had me in stitches!

[Magrittes Pipe]

49. I like the part on the Greyhound, where Ratso pisses himself and dies!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

39. Old Yeller, especially the end.

A riot.

[Connie_Corleone]

42. Silence Of The Lambs!

"It puts the lotion back into the basket."

Funniest line in a movie ever!

[slackdude]

43. Washington Interns Gone Bad!

OK, sorry about the blatant self promotion. But seriously (er, seriously FUNNY, that is)...

Airplane
Caddyshack
Clerks
Pink Flamingoes
Evil Dead 2
Old School
Trading Places

Just a few of my favorite funny flicks

[name not needed]

48. Full Metal Jacket

Well, at least the scenes at Parris Island.

[Connie_Corleone]

51. Requiem For A Dream

n/t