So what secret is NSMA keeping from us

[LynneSin]

For those who need details, here is nothingshocksmeanymore's original post:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1463992&mesg_id=1463992

So what's her big secret

[GOPisEvil]

1. I hooked her up with GEICO.

Sweet rates! :thumbsup:

[LynneSin]

3. was that before or after the love child thingie

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

During...I kept screaming GEICO!!!

I guess she got the hint.

[LynneSin]

15. that or you have fetishes with small green lizards.....

...could you just stick with box turtles like the rest of us?

:shrug:

PERVERT!!

[GOPisEvil]

17. Once you go reptile, you can't go back...you just want more and more.

Soon, you branch off into amphibians.

[LynneSin]

23. As long as you avoid the crustaceans

I can't respect those people at all

:eyes:

I mean not only is it wrong, but the bible even says they're an abmonination!

[jpgray]

2. That she has been shocked, and not once, but several times (nt)

[madrchsod]

4. fbi informer

who is really a double agent working for du or she`s the real money behind freerepublic..

[Rowdyboy]

5. That she really doesn't like

lesbian food.

[Taverner]

6. That her car has no hood

[LynneSin]

8. ouch! That could hurt

if someone was on the hood of NSMA's car - especially if she just drove it!

[Taverner]

14. Yep...nothing like engine burns on ones backside

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

7. She really has no clue how to cook ribs. She has them catered.

[Dookus]

9. the truth is...

both NSMA and myself have been undergoing Christian counseling and we're no longer gay.

We're gonna get hitched soon and make a bunch of little dookuses for Jesus.

[LynneSin]

10. Jerry Falwell and I are so proud of you

you give us hope that we can straighten out all you gay, lesbian and box turtle-loving members of DU

:eyes:

[eyesroll]

18. Don't you mean dookuses for Jesuses?

It just sounds better.

On edit: Or dooki for Jesi?
(Am I going to hell now?)

[LWolf]

11. Other.

I second blm's prediction.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1463992#1464937

[SarahB]

16. I third it.

:D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. Other: something shocked her, hence rendering her username invalid. (nt)

[Blue-Jay]

13. Other.

She's carrying my love-child.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. OK here's my secret, my pride and joy

[LynneSin]

20. Wow, you're natural, you're ambitious, you're optimistic and....

you're lemony fresh!!!

:bounce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

21. that's what she said :)

[LynneSin]

22. Lemony fresh?

I'm not going to ask HOW or WHERE

:eyes:

I'm not sure if I want to know!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. And you thought I would tell?

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

31. hun, you tell me everything

well, without the minute details of course

:P

[matcom]

25. I KNOW WHAT IT IS I KNOW WHAT IT IS *click here*

nope. not gonna tell YOU!

*but i DO know what it is* :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

26. and it's 1000 times better than I told you

now we have to fit three of us on the hood of my car :D

[matcom]

27. got pics?

PLEASE????? :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. Unfortunately, no

but as soon as we do..you'll be the first to know :-)

[matcom]

30. an hour long DVD wouldn't be shunned either

:bounce:

[WoodrowFan]

28. she's a huge Tampa Devil Rays fan... (NT)