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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 04:20 PM
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The Faux Paw of all CAPTIONS!!!!


"Mr. Wad . . . Your fly is down."
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 04:21 PM
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1. dubya is saying
....and if you don't pick MORE cotton tomorrow, you won't eat tomorrow night!
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 04:48 PM
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2. Hey mister,
your breath smells like the old man that lives on the sidewalk.
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SiouxJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 04:49 PM
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3. I can show you how to ride a bike Mr. pResident!
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 04:49 PM
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4. W: "I BOUGHT your mamma...
and your daddy!"
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 04:51 PM
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5. "I challenge you to a game of Checkers"
-and she subsequently hands W's ass to him.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 07:32 PM
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6. Girl: no, they still look like road maps
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 07:52 PM
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7. His posture is terrible.
Not that that's surprising, given his personality. The idea of bowing, kneeling, or doing anything to make himself appear humble or unintimidating, is anathema to Bush; ergo, he never learned how to bend down properly.

Honestly, I'd feel sorry for the guy if he hadn't hurt so many people.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 08:23 PM
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8. I hear they have black people down there.
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