generally speaking, when should you poke something with a stick?

[mopaul]

generally speaking

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

1. never

unless it's bush then poke really really really really really really hard.

For me.

Please.

[bigwillq]

2. When it ain't moving (nt)

[Dookus]

3. if it smells bad

and is sorta gunky. Like a freeper.

[The Backlash Cometh]

4. If the pole is long enough, you can poke any time yer li'l heart

desires.

[Kadie]

5. depends on how long the stick is

[iconoclastic cat]

6. Not if it looks like this:

[MrScorpio]

7. Only when you wear a condom

Wrap that puppy, will ya'?

[TlalocW]

8. I say...

If you've got a stick, poke something with it! Sticks were made for poking, and it's our God-given right to poke things... with sticks! Anyone who says differently is a God-hating, anti-American, anti-poking stick-hater!

TlalocW

[Mara Steele]

9. If it's in the firepit

Out camping, always fun... Hours of childhood spent, poking embers w/stick...

Yep, am from the backwoods... :D

[daligirrl]

10. When it don't move. . .

And it's lookin' at ya funny.

[mwdem]

11. When It's good and dead!

Ewww! This is such a guy thing.

[zbdent]

12. Now watch it, you'll get the National Stick Association after you

remember, "Sticks don't poke people, people poke people!"

And

"You'll get my stick when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers"

[Lydia Leftcoast]

13. If it's a cat lying on your front lawn and not moving

And yes, it was dead.