How much would you have to be paid to French kiss Dubya?

[The Night Owl]

Time to play DU Fear Factor!

How much would you have to be paid to French kiss George W. Bush?

[movonne]

1. Things must be getting boring!!!!

[rfkrocks]

2. Thanks for that thought-yeech

[flamingyouth]

3. Would this money be tax-free?

[charlyvi]

4. I voted for...

No amount of money could get me to French kiss W. And I'm dirt poor.

[daligirrl]

5. Oh, the humanity. . .

Well, there goes my good night's sleep. Kiss that orifice? Why, I'd rather tongue kiss a rabid wombat.

[Lasira]

6. I'd do it for free...

after downing a full bottle of Tabasco sauce. (I have hypogeusia, which basically means I can hardly taste anything.)

Then I'd keep him away from water for the next 10 minutes.

:evilgrin:

Edit - just noticed THIS was my 69th post...weird.

[The Night Owl]

8. Whew! For a moment, I thought Zell Miller was here.

Then again, Zell would probably pay money-- a lot of money --to kiss his boyfriend, George W. Bush.

:loveya:

[antigone382]

7. Things that make you go "blechhh"

Shudder...ugh.

I wouldn't even kiss him to save my own life.

But oh, what I would pay to kiss John Edwards:)

On Edit: No offense, Elizabeth. You are one lucky woman.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. I'd do it if

he renounced his crooked claim to the presidency and packed his bags and left the White House immediately, to stand trial for his role in 9/11.

[frebrd]

10. Aaaarrgh!!

There isn't that much money in the world!!!

[mwdem]

11. Alright, this is just nasty!

Ewwwwww!!

[malachibk]

12. I would french ANYONE for 100,000 dollars.

[sphincter]

13. Well..

Since I am a bloke, I would french kiss W for free, as long as Laura and some cameras are present. Would look so nice in the media...

[daligirrl]

14. Mmmmm. . .

I would like to see that on CNN as well. . .

[zbdent]

15. Only if I'm allowed to stick my finger down my throat a

millisecond before kissing him.

[Deja Q]

16. $50k tax-free

I'm cheap.