Just got my time-travelled copy of the 11/3/2004 newspaper

[zbdent]

with W's concession speech.

Given three hours after all the states have their returns pretty much finalized, and Kerry is the clear winner.

"George W. Bush, the lame-duck president, appeared long after the election was truly over. Approximately one hour after Fox had to admit that it was over, and that Kerry had won.

Bush, appearing with red eyes and a runny nose, was accompanied by his wife, whom he appeard to be supporting." (WTF? Looked like she had to hold him up)

"Bush's speech began haltingly . . .

'My fellow Americans' (crowd continues chant of 'four more years', still hoping that the Supreme court can rectify the situation) 'uh, hum, er.'

two minute pause . . .

'uh, well, AAAHHH FUCK IT, I NEVER REALLY WANTED TO BE PRESIDENT ANYWAY. YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELF!'

As he turned to lead Laura away, a loud crash could be heard from near the podium. His assistant claimed that a light fixture dropped, but unnamed sources said that light fixtures do not have a Jack Daniels label on them . . ."

[baldguy]

1. I imagine Bush'll hole up in the White House,

refusing to talk to anyone, refusing to acknowledge defeat, refusing to leave.

He might even commit suicide.

[Pab Sungenis]

2. Sigh.

We can dream, can't we.

I'd love to see him have to be dragged out kicking and screaming. Or in a straitjacket.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. I wonder how many Americans it would take to storm the

WH and remove him when he refuses to leave?
I know I will be there.