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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 08:32 PM
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Uh oh! Kerry made out with a hamster!!!
it's over.
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Lefta Dissenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 08:33 PM
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1. I don't think there's video, though...
...yet..................
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 08:33 PM
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2. start grand jury selections for HamsterGate... EOM
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 08:33 PM
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3. I bet he likes box turtles too!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 08:34 PM
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5. sigh
when are we gonna learn to nominate impotent old people who hate sex, like the Republicans?
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girl gone mad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 08:34 PM
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4. CPR..
not mouth-to-mouth.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 08:38 PM
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6. Scaife will fund a full-scale investigation.
How many other animals has Kerry molested?
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MGKrebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 08:39 PM
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7. drudge scoop! it was NOT a hamster!
It was a Guenia Pig!
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 08:58 PM
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8. Headline: "Pig found dead in Kerry-love triangle SCANDLE!"
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MGKrebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 10:33 PM
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9. A hamster AND a Guinea Pig???
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 10:37 PM
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10. OH NO, I can hear John Cornyn now!!!!!!
It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a hamster. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and hamster is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

-- Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.),
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 10:45 PM
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11. I heard it was a Yak named Matcom
but, that was on Drudge.
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