Is it just me, or does the Lounge reek of Spam?

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1. Yep, SLB

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3. It sure does.

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5. reek

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6. of

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7. spam.

[Bunny]

2. Just spam, eggs, sausage, and spam.

It's not got much spam in it! :)

[supernova]

4. Spam, spam, spam, spam!

I had to, you know?

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8. Bloody spamming vikings.

:yourock:

[underpants]

9. Not exactly my cup of tea

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10. How about a nice cup of spam?

[htuttle]

12. Yes, I like spam

[Fenris]

11. Important information you requested...

CONSOLIDATE YOUR DEBT NOW! Here at First Nigerian Bank and Trust, we don't care what your credit history is, or whether or not you are currently employed, or what your felony record is. All we care about is consolidating your debt into one heaping mass of negative numbers and then sticking someone else with the bill. That's right - at First Nigerian Bank and Trust, we know you are too lazy, irresponsible, and shifty to actually pay off your debts. That's why we pride ourselves on our unique debt transference system. See, we also run a side business stealing credit card and bank account numbers by duping people into believing they can have millions of dollars injected into their coffers. Of course, what we really do is take your massive debts and pin them onto some poor rube who's too stupid to find the Snopes website! Be debt free instantly! Just send us your bank account/credit card numbers and an email address, and we'll get back to you once we have transferred your account information! Don't delay, act now!

Pierre Abbatoir
President
First Nigerian Bank and Trust

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13. Exterior Photo of First Nigerian Bank and Trust

[Fenris]

14. Apparently that's our Morocco branch.

Would you like to invest in hashish futures?

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15. I'd rather smoke SPAM

[Fenris]

16. Ever roll your own spam cigarettes?

If you add a banana peel to the mix you get really trippy results.

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17. Like, dude. I did that, and I thought I was in Egypt.

[Fenris]

18. I think I took a class taught by that guy.

"Processed Meats in the Middle Kingdom"

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19. Yeah, he was good until that unfortunate incident with the monkeys.

[Fenris]

20. Is that a lemur?

Lemurs love Spam. I once had one try and gnaw my face off to get my Spam.

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21. I can't testify to that.

[Fenris]

22. For non-Americans

Just so you know, the Heralding of the Spam is required at all court proceedings. I believe it started with the Puritans, who used to anoint witches with Spamwater before hanging them.

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23. Oh, it goes back further that that. Pagans used it at Stone'enge

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24. It was only later that the Christians hi-jacked the whole spam shebang.

[Fenris]

25. During the Inquisition, Torquemada would torture Jews with Spam/

I can't substantiate that. But that's what I heard.

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26. I'm all out of spam. I'm spamless without spam.

[Fenris]

27. A terrific song by Air Supply.

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28. They sure loved their spam. And how.

[Fenris]

29. I think we should keep this thread atop the lounge to annoy people.

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30. What, like we're spamming it, or something?

[Fenris]

31. Yes, indeed. Fuck them.

[Westegg]

32. Which is in danger of being crushed by a can of Spam! (And a dwarf)