See that big mess around my chair: My head just exploded. Why you ask?

[LynneSin]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=536&e=1&u=/ap/20040730/ap_on_el_pr/bush

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. - President Bush (news - web sites) launched his counterattack against John Kerry (news - web sites) on Friday, saying his Democratic rival has spent 19 years in the U.S. Senate with "no signature achievements."

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT SIGNIFICANT ACHIEVEMENTS THAT CHIMP ASS HAS DONE THE LAST 20 YEARS OTHER THAN BANKRUPT 2 COMPANIES, MAKE AN ILLEGAL STOCK EXCHANGE AND GET ELECTED SOLELY BASED ON THE FACT THAT HIS LAST NAME IS BUSH AND NEO-CONS WILL DO ALL THE WORK FOR HIM



Someone send me a mop, I need to clean up my gray matter and pack it back into what is left of my skull. Oddly enough, IQ tests will find I'm still 100% smarter than that chimp and anyone who is dumb enough to support him

[JVS]

1. You must hate America

;-)

[mrboba1]

2. May I just be the first to say:

WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Let it all out Lynne!

[LynneSin]

12. thanks, I needed a good wwwwwwhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeing

:loveya:

[MikeG]

3. Yeah, why do you hate murrica.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. well he did unite Democrats better than our party leaders ever could

:shrug:

[Melodybe]

5. Right there with you, Lynn.

They are all made of lies, and the wave is about to hit their sandcastle.

[Raven]

6. Get your brains back in, we need them!

Great post. I was thinking the same thing...what has this guy done in his whole life! One accomplishment: he can tell the big lies.

[wryter2000]

7. Easy there

The idjit had to say something. As that goes, it's not the worst thing he ever said.

If you want to see things really upside-down, check out where Powell says he's going to create jobs in Iraq. You couldn't write that in a book because no one would believe it.

[LynneSin]

11. Great, I'll tell my best friend who has been unemployed for a year...

..to sell everything and move her and her family (including her 2 small children) to Iraq because the job is there.

Please Powell, I don't need more brain matter on the floor!

[Drifter]

8. Aren't you being a bit hard on him ...

after all isn't cocaine addiction an achievment ?

Cheers
Drifter

[LynneSin]

9. Comment I made today to a coworker (who agreed with me)

You know, Kerry could have spent his 2 years in Vietnam doing nothing but peeling potatoes for the mess hall and Bush still can't touch his Vietnam record: BECAUSE BUSH NEVER SERVED IN VIETNAM!!!

[Bluebear]

10. Kerry was elected a Senator while :others: were drunken sots.

With nothing on their resumes but failure. Thank you.

[kodi]

13. jesus, the man has gone to WAR!

raising twins........

remember?

[LynneSin]

14. I'm running out of bandages to hold my head together

please....don't add to this horror I'm suffering right now!

[terrya]

15. As soon as I think Bush has plumbed the depths of ignorance...

he surprises us all.

That is truly the most breathtakingly ignorant, ill-informed thing I've ever heard him say. But, of course, there will be others down the road.

Hang in there, LynneSin. Help is on the way. :-)

[Kat45]

16. I'm sure we ain't heard nothing yet!

The campaign has a long way to go.

[LynneSin]

17. So much for Bush reaching out to Kerry's request to play it clean

:eyes:

[hunter]

18. Girly men do not survive TERRORIST PRETZEL attacks!

Or court ordered community service!

:evilgrin:

[Fenris]

19. HE WANDERED AROUND IN A DRUNKEN HAZE FOR 40 YEARS!

That counts for something, don't it?:D