Worst. Name. Ever.

[BayouBengal07]

I was on Newsmeat.com researching celebrities' campaign contribution histories, when I came across the documentarian Ken Burns' contributions. Apparently in 1995 he donated $250 to the campaign of Democrat Dick Swett, running for NH senate.

...

DICK SWETT. :crazy:

http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/bystate_detail.php?st=NH&last=Burns&first=Ken

[htuttle]

1. I always thought 'Dick Trickle' was pretty bad, too

But they DO have a treatment for that nowdays...

[LiberalVoice]

2. Dick Butkus!

My best friend in the world Danielle is his niece! lol

[underpants]

3. Drip Drip Drip

Oh sorry wrong thread.

[Bluebear]

4. You missed Dr. Shit Fun

She made the rounds here recently, some Singapore scientist...

[tcfrogs]

5. Johnny Dickshot

Former Major League baseball player.

[XNASA]

6. Chicago's very own local NBC Weatherman......

[underpants]

7. Seriously couldn't it just be "Pete"

:shrug:

[XNASA]

9. The co-anchor for the same broadcast is named, I kid you not.....

Yep.....Dick and Peter, Peter and Dick. Sack and Johnson, Johnson and Sack. No matter how you say it...it always sounds like someone's makin' a boner.

[Fenris]

11. Chicago's NBC newsteam sounds like a gay porn line-up

[XNASA]

15. "And now, here's Rusty Trombone with the Sports!"

LOL!!!

[underpants]

12. While Dick stays inside we have our Peter out checking the weather...

:bounce:

Peter is out in what appears to be a stiff breeze, Peter.....

[Richardo]

14. It's nice out!

I think I ought to leave it out!

[underpants]

16. Yeah but Peter HATES it when it snows

Of course he probably isn't the low man on the totem pole get your ass out and show everyone how miserable you are standing out in the cold newbie........anymore.

[bo44]

22. What's the bubbleheaded bleach blondes name?

Takeet N. D'Otso

[RobertSeattle]

8. You must have missed the Richard Head thread from a few days ago...

"Dick Head supports Kerry"...

http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/bystate_detail.php?city=Fortuna&st=CA&last=Head&first=Richard

[JohnKleeb]

10. thats Dr. Dick Head to you

[daligirrl]

13. My local musician's union rep. . .

Richard Lovin. And he insists on being called Dick. So much promise in that name, dontcha think?

[ChickMagic]

17. My boss had a psychologist

named Richard Long. He went by, you guessed it, Dick.

[BayouBengal07]

18. I found

Peter Smoker

http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/bystate_detail.php?st=NY&last=Smoker

[dolo amber]

19. Dick Burns

My old boss's insurance agent. :D

Everytime he'd call the office, he'd be like 'Dick Burns, for Mr. C****** " and I'd have to bite my tongue in half not to say "Wow, does your wife know that?"

edit: Failing that, I always wanted to tell him "They have shots for that, y'know..."

:D

[TexasBushwhacker]

20. Some bad names that don't have dick

or Peter.

There is a proctologist in Houston named Dr. Donald R. Butts. If you don't believe me, look him up in Yahoo Yellow Pages.

My mother had a classmate named Hugh Pugh.

I once had a customer named Tangy Orange. That was her real name. It was on her driver's license and her credit card.

I knew an engineer named Harry Palmer.

[Blue-Jay]

21. I am not making this up: Seymour Pecker!

I found that name in the database at work one day. Lives in upstate New York.

Also talked to Hilarious Buttweiler on the phone a few years ago.

[Khephra]

23. Someone in my hometown was named "Phenus Hymen"

[Lydia Leftcoast]

24. "Gurley Crumb"

the name of an accused murderer in Oregon a few years ago. No wonder he was in a murderous rage.

[greatauntoftriplets]

25. Harry B. Hynd.

My father worked with a man whose father-in-law had that name, and ALWAYS used the middle initial.

[Cybergata]

26. My mother knew...

a Harry Butz Jr. when she was in High School in the late 30s. She said people did not use the word butts the same way we did from the 60s onward.

[MercutioATC]

27. There used to be a "Harry Cox" where I worked.

He's since retired.