Ladies AAAND Gentleman--for my next trick, I'm gtoing to guess...

[CanuckAmok]

...everything Slinkerwink replies to this thread, even with her on 'ignore'...


okay, for starters:

"Real mature! Some of us here are ADULTS, you know."

[slinkerwink]

1. what's 2+2=?

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Ooh, that's a good one!

[slinkerwink]

3. shhh, don't give away the question!

;-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Oh, I shan't.

[slinkerwink]

8. hoo boy!

it's fun being on someone's ignore list! :party:

[Magrittes Pipe]

I certainly hope I am on many!

[slinkerwink]

17. so far, I know I've been on three

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. That's it?

You can do better, Slink!

[slinkerwink]

20. there's probably others I don't know

;-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Hell, you were on mine for about a week.

It was nothing personal, though. Just one of those times during the primaries when everyone got all annoyed with everybody and needed a breather. ;)

[slinkerwink]

24. yeah....I only had two people on ignore during the primary season

and took them off. It was driving me crazy seeing "Ignored" all over the place and not knowing what they were saying so I took them off, heh.

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. I never leave people on for long.

Too much bother.

And anyway, I like seeing what people have to say. :)

[CanuckAmok]

31. That's a tough one...

was it:

"Um, excuse me...I think I know what I'm talking about here...after all, I wrote my dissertation on "Real Life Experiences".

[CanuckAmok]

21. was it...

..."We'll see abuot this! I'm going to have this thread locked!!

PS look at my pics (again)!

[JVS]

26. People who announce who they are ignoring are dumb

it just lets them know so that they can make snide comments about you when they see your name.

[slinkerwink]

28. I agree with you....and no snide comments about him so far

;-)

[CanuckAmok]

32. Wait, who's doing what now?

Me confused...

[JVS]

33. Ok let me play out this scenario

I act like a jerk to you. You get mad. You say "JVS, you rotten curr, I'm ignoring you" Now I see you in threads. I can say rotten things about you because you don't know that it's me.

[slinkerwink]

35. lol

[CanuckAmok]

37. Ah...okay...

I get it now.

But, theoretically speaking, if you were the only person I had on 'ignore', I'd know it was you, and I'd know that whatever you said would be so predictable and juvenile that it wouldn't be worth peeking; that you'd be more obvious than an elephant in a phone booth...theoretically speaking...

[JVS]

41. But the catch is that I could sneak a legitimate refutation of your point

and since you would not see it, you'd be unable to defend yourself. Thus you'd be made to look dumb.

[CanuckAmok]

46. I suppose it's possible...

but it would have to be legitimate, which I'm thinking might not be possible...in theory.

And, even being tempted by red herrings like 'fuzzy math' and 'deboned grannies', I ...must....resist...urge...too...unignore...because......KHA-A-A-A-N!!!

[CanuckAmok]

13. Okay, this one's easy:

"You know what your problem is, LeftPeopleFinishFirst? It's that you're not mature...like me!"

[DS1]

5. Yes, he'll never guess Thatcher

Nobody ever expects Thatcher

[slinkerwink]

6. nope.....still not the answer

;-)

[CanuckAmok]

9. Hmmm...was it:

"Hey EVERYGBODY! I'MS SO WASTED!!!!! WOOO!!!"

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. LOL!

Aw, shit, man.

I just split my side.

[CanuckAmok]

18. You know what was great about Thatcher?

She was a woman! Therefore, she was superior to men in every way. That's why she's not the Queen now, you know...the MAN is keeping her down!

PS I'm SOOOOOOO WASTTED!! WOOO!!!! THey have this fuckingd botomlessz keg here and its fsadic jclshrevhckgv bn vcdf b,hjbvcnxb ,xnb vcxnb xcm nbjbmb....

[Mikimouse]

10. Well now, the postmodernist response would be...

that there is no absolute answer to the question, but rather that the answer is based on a subjective interpretation of the available information.:puke: But then, I'm not a postmodernist, so 4.

[Dookus]

12. or...

the answer is "5, but only for exceptionally large values of 2"

[slinkerwink]

16. what's the square root of pi?

or what kind of pies do you like?

[Mikimouse]

27. the square root of pi is dependent on the base in which on is working...

If however, one assumes base ten, then the answer is 1.772365651...
Based on that response, my favorite kind of pie would be Blueberry (not surprising, since I am one of those damnable Mass. types originally).

[slinkerwink]

29. apple pie rocks!

And there's nothing better than a pie made in good ol' Mass!

[Mikimouse]

34. Oooooohhh, now yer talking, arrrrrr...

I used to pick apples at one of the orchards just over the line in Hudson, NH. Big, big Macs.

[slinkerwink]

39. I use Granny apples for my apple pies

and I do love making apple cobbler...

[Mikimouse]

42. Grannies are good too...

but I hate having to debone them, plus the mole whiskers tend to annoy me if I don't get them all.:evilgrin:

[slinkerwink]

45. lol!

and they try to beat you with canes and whatnot....and yell about how you ruined their apple orchard garden ;-)

[Mikimouse]

48. Could be worse I suppose...

around here you only get a butt full of rock salt for stealing people's seed melons. And those Grannies are even meaner around here! They tend to use 45 calibre canes! And their wheelchairs are built for motocross!:P

[Dookus]

30. wow!

those were the same two answers *I* got!

[Mikimouse]

36. Great minds think alike doncha know...

:hippie: :hi:

[Mikimouse]

23. Ahhh yes, good old Fuzzy Math...

the real kind, not the crap that is spewed by politicians...That trend was just starting to gain popularity when I was finishing my math training, so I am not well versed in it.

[CanuckAmok]

7. Hmmm...let me see... was it:

"If ALL you men weren't so busy kicking your wives/girlfriends, and torturing puppies, and spend some of your disposable income on Dean's campaign, instead of stuffing it into the g-strings of strippers (who are just trying to earn a living...they don't actually LIKE YOU), priviledged white academics like me wouldn't be so damned oppressed!"

[slinkerwink]

11. nope....here's another question.....

How much wood can a woodchuck upchuck?

[slinkerwink]

15. I love Hamsters for Kerry!

:evilgrin:

[Paragon]

38. Geez, man

I may be the King of "Inappropriate" Threads, but this is gtoing too far.

And I believe you meant Gentlemen, too.

/proofreader

[CanuckAmok]

40. No, I only meant one specific male DUer.

But I'm not going to say who it is.

Really, I'm not!

Honest!




Oh, heck, this is boring now....I'm going back to the porn star name thread.

[CanuckAmok]

43. oh, and I meant "gtoing", too!

:dunce:

[Paragon]

47. Well, whichever.

Calling out DUers is strictly forboden -- and I meant to spell that that way.

Mods must be asleep.

[CanuckAmok]

49. Oh, heck, 'tis all in good fun...

and it's "verboten", isn't it? The 3 is silent.

[Paragon]

50. No, I'm being "hip".

Goofball way of saying "forbidden", popularized in the movie Bring It On.

And if you really want to go back to my thread, you haven't posted the pic from your avatar like I asked.

[CanuckAmok]

51. Ah... hold on a second...but then I'm seriously outta here.

Gotta go to the gym...but I'll find the pic first.

[CanuckAmok]

52. One is of the cats, and one is of Lemmy. Can you tell which is which?

[Paragon]

53. *gulp*

Please, no more Lenny pics. :scared:

Those cats yours? It's a great pic.

[CanuckAmok]

54. Mine, all mine!

The only thing we've agreed to in the divorce is that I get the cats, and she gets an 11' long black dining table.

Holly is the black cat; Milpool (Millie) is the white one. Millie is stuck in the screen in that photo.

[Paragon]

55. Awwww

Stuck to the screen? :(

You're a horrible person.

[CanuckAmok]

56. Hey, I got her off it, didn't I?

But I had to take the pic first.

See her claws? They're "softpaws", they glue on to protect the furniture. They are fantastic, with one failing...they do get stuck in screens.

http://www.softpaws.com

But (finally) frick and frack hav learend to NOT try to climb the screen doors anymore.

[slinkerwink]

44. yep, because you were wrong on all accounts about what I'd say

in this thread

[BigMcLargehuge]

57. locked

Mentioning that you have another DUer on "ignore" is considered a personal attack.

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator