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Valerie5555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:37 AM
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Know any good FLIGHT ATTENDANT jokes and if they heard any I wonder what
they would do? Make you read that air safety / emergency procedure card for the duration of your flight?????????????????????????????
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 02:34 AM
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1. The "Don't forget the coffee!" joke from Good Will Hunting - EOM
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Valerie5555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 02:36 AM
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3. Wonder what they would do if they actually caught anyone trying to join
the MILE HIGH CLUB, though airplane washrooms being what they were, who would even want to.
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mark0rama Donating Member (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 09:53 AM
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4. Salon.com covered this admirably...
...four years ago, in an article titled "Welcome to the Mile-High Club." Predates their premium membership, so you can go directly to the article:

http://archive.salon.com/travel/diary/hest/1999/09/21/hester/
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 02:36 AM
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2. I only remember the punchline of one:
"...and then Gloria says "oh, I thought it was inflatable"!
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