The Bacos Story (true)

[Occulus]

Ok, so we went grovery shopping about 3 1/2 years ago and bought the fixings for a really good salad. We bought two heads of lettuce, two bags of shredded cheese, cubed ham, radishes, cherry tomatoes, and a bottle of Bacos(r) imitation bacon bits, among other grocerial odds and ends.

We came home, and proceeded to put away the groceries, including the bottle of Bacos(r) that needed not to be chilled. We put this bottle in the area with the spices, above and to the right of our kitchen sink.

Two hours later, I decided to eat a small salad. I got everything together, and when I opened the cupbord in which we both know to this day we put the Bacos(r), I did not see the bottle we had placed there. I saw nothing but spices instead, as it was before we bought that damn disappearing bottle.

Do these things happen to everyone? Or is it just me?

[Dookus]

1. ah

Baco's gnomes. Call an exterminator.

[Occulus]

2. I did

but they tromped him over, and sang an irritating and grating high-pitched song the whole time.

Seriously, this really happened. Where the hell did those Bacos(r) go???

[Dookus]

3. little fuckers

The only thing worse than Baco's gnomes are the goddamned Amish.

[Occulus]

4. At least it's not the underpants gnomes!

AAAHHHHHH!

[acmavm]

5. If you ever discover what dimension they slipped into, I bet you find

trillions of socks that have disappeared over the years. It is a known fact that you can put two socks in the drier and have only one left at the end of the drying cycle.