Okay, I feel better now.... * is rolling up his sleeves CAPTION

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

Time for the boy king to get to work and fix the election, now they know who the other team is.

[Hubert Flottz]

1. "Damn....... where's Doktor Morell, I need mine Injection?"

Swig Heil

[cosmicdot]

2. Q; why are the secret service standing in the crowd?

A: they needed a couple of minorities in the crowd


how many people come dress in black suits, white shirts and red ties?

[Massacure]

3. As you can see ladies and gentleman, nothing here, nothing here

Walla! And out comes Weapons of Mass Destruction!!!

Come back next weak when I pull Usama Bin Laden out of my hat!

[realisticphish]

4. then he pulls out the tourniquet

and slaps the inside of his elbow..hey, you gotta keep your energy up...

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Peachhead22]

5. * says:

"Now watch me while I do this procti, pructal, prictal...er, butthole exam on Saddam."

<and thinking to himself: That should drive the crowd wild. Campaigning is so much easier in these crowds Karl hand-picked.>