DU Arbitrary Rule Time: Post yours

[MrScorpio]

Rule 1: When Rolling Around on the Floor Laughing, you actually get your fat ass OUT of the chair and roll around on the floor.

[achtung_circus]

1. All east-coast co-eds traumatized by CanuckAmok

must attend mandatory PTSD debriefings at my place.

[CanuckAmok]

2. Oh, come on...

...I've traumatised, like, one East Coast co-ed.

What colour triangle do I have to wear, and for how long?

[achtung_circus]

4. Well, get crackin'

one co-ed does not a therapy group make.

[CanuckAmok]

5. Okay! All aboard...next stop: Bryn Mawr! n/t

[RetroLounge]

3. Very Arbitrary

All DU'ers must henceforth post a pic in the NAKED EXCEPT FOR DU BUMPER STICKER picture gallery...

RL

[Bucky]

19. Consequences of arbritrarity

All photographs in said "Naked except for DU Bumper Sticker" picture gallery must be accompanied with a narrative description of how it felt to remove said bumper sticker. No pain, no gain, folks.

[Guy Fawkes]

6. Volumes of milk taken in...

must always be represented truthfully. All milk intake posted, therefore, must be exact.

[TowelBoy]

7. Rule 3

Any time a DUer types the word "liberal" or "progressive" he must sacrifice a chicken and a neighbor.

[MrScorpio]

8. Welcome to DU, TB

Your rule will be posted in the ether
:yourock:

[TowelBoy]

9. Thank you, thank you

I've actually been lurking a while, now I'm really getting into it!

[BiggJawn]

10. All bike rides begin INTO the wind....

So I can finish WITH the wind...

[Droopy]

11. Duers can no longer refer to people as sheeple

Calling people sheep really irks me for some reason. It's just so elitist I guess.

[MrScorpio]

12. Can we refer to Bush Zombies as "Future Soylent Green"?

Yeah, "Sheeple" has to go

[Droopy]

16. Only on Mondays, Wednsdays, and Fridays

On all other days they are to be referred to as "ignorant assholes."

[Kellanved]

13. another one

Posters mixing up "ei" and "ie" in German words have to listen to no less than 10 minutes of Polka (Schlager is acceptable as well).

[Donkeyboy75]

14. Posters who confuse "your" and "you're" and "its" and "it's"

are to be dealt 25 lashes in public, and are barred from all but cat threads for a week.

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. All uses of the letter "Q" must come with signed affidavit of origin

unless it is in "" marks, like it is in the above.

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Rule #6

There is NO Rule #6!

[Moderator]

18. Mocking.

Rule #7

Mocking is required at least once per day. Participants must mock the GOP or the current government and not one another.