shugah
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Mon Sep-01-03 12:36 AM
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what do you do with a drunken sailor? |
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Mon Sep-01-03 12:40 AM
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Mon Sep-01-03 12:51 AM
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i purposely didn't say what i do with one ;-)
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Mon Sep-01-03 12:47 AM
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2. Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker..... |
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Mon Sep-01-03 12:51 AM
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3. Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter.. |
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Mon Sep-01-03 12:55 AM
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5. The same thing you do with a drunken president. |
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Pass the pretzels, please.
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izzie
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Mon Sep-01-03 01:37 AM
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6. Well do not marry him. |
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Mon Sep-01-03 08:45 AM
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Best move he ever made.
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Mon Sep-01-03 08:39 AM
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7. Shave his belly with a rusty razor |
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Mon Sep-01-03 11:11 PM
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Mon Sep-01-03 09:42 AM
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in the scuppers with the hose pipe o'er 'em!
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Mon Sep-01-03 09:45 AM
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when I was a teenager in Vernon Hills, Illinois, I spent many Saturday nights at the Helm's Club in the Great Lakes Naval Training Center. GREAT FUN! :thumbsup:
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Mon Sep-01-03 11:20 AM
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Shame you came along too late for me. I would
stay drunk all the time, just for you. Sigh.
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Tue Sep-02-03 08:51 AM
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25. That place brings back memories |
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I was a drunken sailor
DDQM
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Mon Sep-01-03 11:23 AM
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I have a CD; "Songs of the US Navy".
One song is "What do You do With A Drunken Sailor?"
Quite a few things actually. None of them good!
I have not listened to it in a long time.
Ed
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Mon Sep-01-03 11:16 PM
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14. assign him to the North Atlantic Squadron |
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away, away with the fife and drum
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Mon Sep-01-03 11:22 PM
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Mon Sep-01-03 11:47 PM
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16. dress him like a marine and watch him when he sobers up. |
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Tue Sep-02-03 12:03 AM
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17. pour him another COCKtail and have my oh so wicked way with him |
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Tue Sep-02-03 12:12 AM
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18. Get some water in her, and see her home safely. |
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Women sail, too ya know. :hi:
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Tue Sep-02-03 12:45 AM
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19. Give him a wide berth |
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And if the question is "what do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?" the answer is leave him the hell alone
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Tue Sep-02-03 03:04 AM
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...until done. :thumbsup:
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Tue Sep-02-03 07:24 AM
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21. What *DO* I Do... Or What *HAVE* I Done... |
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Living in the Norfolk/Va Beach area for many years... it was just AMAZING to see how lively the bars became whenever a ship returned.
Oh my gay stars! I've dated a few Navy hotties. It never worked out though. Too young and too transient. Always gone or being reassigned. But fun to date, while it lasts. ;-)
Is it possible that the percentage of homo-sex-urals in the navy is higher than the percentage in the general population?
-- Allen
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Tue Sep-02-03 08:48 AM
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I have personally proven the 1 in 10 rule on my submarine ;)
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Tue Sep-02-03 08:44 AM
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22. What if he's the Captain... |
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And you're marooned with him on a desert island?
Burning the rum as a signal is a good idea--but I might not be in a big hurry to be rescued.
(Why the RUM?)
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Tue Sep-02-03 08:49 AM
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Is this an X-rated board?
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Tue Sep-02-03 08:52 AM
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26. "...early in the morning?" |
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