trof
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Mon Sep-01-03 11:00 AM
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| The Dubya* Diet-GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS |
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I just thunk this up in me own tiny widdle head.
1. Get a tape of *'s speech to the operating engineer's union.
2. Play it immediately following every meal and snack.
3. This will initiate projectile regurgitation.
:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:
VIOLA!
You should lose between 20 and 30 pounds a week.
Who says nothing good ever came out of this administration?
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| Champion Jack
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Mon Sep-01-03 11:07 AM
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| Systematic Chaos
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Mon Sep-01-03 11:20 AM
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| 2. Or, just have your job conveniently "relocated"... |
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to a place 9,000 miles away. You could burn a LOT of calories trying to swim there! Hell, you could burn almost as many looking for a food bank or soup kitchen that has any scraps left for you after the other 3 million schmucks (that's SARCASM, by the way!!) are finished!
It's Shrub's Plan to End the American Obesity Epidemic!
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| izzie
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Mon Sep-01-03 12:38 PM
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| 3. Are we back to Swift? Jonathan that is. |
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Did I read it here that the GOP has sent its telephone raising money section to India? That should be in every news show and paper in the country if it is true.
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