Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

THAT excerpt from O'Reilly's novel (adult, EXTREME vomit alert)

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-03 01:52 PM
Original message
THAT excerpt from O'Reilly's novel (adult, EXTREME vomit alert)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0963124684/ref=pd_rhf_p_1/102-9215618-1306521?v=glance&s=books&no=*

"Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."



Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-03 01:55 PM
Response to Original message
1. Deleted message
Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
 
Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-03 01:56 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. LOL
Put it on pay-per-view and donate the profits to "teen crack sluts".
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-03 01:56 PM
Response to Original message
3. HO-LEEE SHIT!
:wow:
OH MY GOD!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MissouriTeacher Donating Member (476 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-03 02:42 PM
Response to Original message
4. O'Reilly wrote a novel???
And one with graphic sex scenes in it? Why have I never heard of this before?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-03 03:15 PM
Response to Reply #4
7. I hadn't, either
I admit, I completely pilfered this discovery from Al Franken's new book.

There's a lot more where that came from - I highly recommend picking Al's book up. Now. Don't be a wuss and wait for paperback.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-03 03:03 PM
Response to Original message
5. "his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."
Sounds like an excerpt from "Cunnilingus for Dummies".
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-03 03:12 PM
Response to Original message
6. This strong, moral, ethical, decent, honest pillar of our community?!
Edited on Mon Sep-01-03 03:30 PM by HypnoToad
That IS sarcasm, Billy O'Really's definitely not strong, moral, ethical, decent, or honest. Indeed, his idea of journalism is to have a special on how music corrupts our society's kids yet doesn't bother to point out that the corporate republican media moguls support and promote the industry because it's a gigantic moneymaker. Bill is an utterly weak wussbag because he can't upset his financial backers! (wouldn't it be nice if life didn't have financial backers? People then wouldn't have to be slaves to their whims...)

The rancid 'musicians' are not the problem. They are just a tool used by the real evil, who if were as moral as the political party they lick up, would turn every single "degenerate" act away. It's as simple as that. "free speech" isn't an issue because that isn't the issue.

Bill loves to hammer to symptoms but utterly supports the fucking problem! He IS a double-standard!

I'm assuming he's spoken openly AGAINST pornography - which I'm sure he has.

ON EDIT: Wrote this in the amazon.com review of the book: This line says it all: "Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."

This is the same "journalist" who had an hour TV special devoted to the corruption of the music industry and its effects on society's youth. Oh, it was a great special and all, pointing out some groups who are true dregs of society. Yet he ignores the most glaringly obvious part of the whole situation: The corporate entities and influences which happily accepts any degrading slop with open arms because it makes 'em BILLIONS of $'s. We all know Bill can't even think of knocking his financial backers or their supporters because it'll kill his career. He's a wuss for not being able to tell the WHOLE story. And just as corrupt as the people he denigrates.

Wouldn't it be nice if jouralists could tell the whole story without being afraid of a backlash from their financial slaveowner masters? And how's that even remotely fair or balanced?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-03 03:44 PM
Response to Original message
8. Bet he masturbates to the Madonna clip
My wife explained the setup to me. She saw that Madonna came out of a wedding cake as the groom, which was the setup to "the kiss".
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr 24th 2024, 06:30 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC