I'm cooking breakfast for you in the morning, how do U like your eggs done

[LynneSin]

I am to please

[opiate69]

1. Omelette..

With lots of cheese, bacon, mushrooms, onions and black olives... yumm..

[LynneSin]

3. yuck - black olives!!!

ewwwwww

[opiate69]

5. Hey!

Are you cooking it for me or for you?? ;)

on edit... a little shaved black truffle over the top.....

[dolo amber]

2. The one and only time

a guy tried to use that line on me, he says "so, how do you like your eggs in the morning?"...I said "Unfertilised." I was quite proud of myself, I'm not usually that quick...:D

[fortyfeetunder]

24. Great comeback line!

Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this...Otherwise I'd be wiping off my keyboard...

[xJlM]

4. Over easy

And please don't break the yolks. I like 'em runny...

[jono]

6. Over hard (n/t)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. I chose poached but I really meant Eggs Benedict

Will you make me eggs benedict? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

[LynneSin]

10. I forgot about those

I love Hollendaise Sauce. Just for you we'll have Eggs Benedict with a side of Cholesterol medicine.

Yum Yum!!

[wryter2000]

14. Eggs Benedict

That's how I want my poached eggs, too. I voted for poached because I pictured them either cook ranchero style or Benedict.

Pleeeeeeze :yourock:

[RecoveringAsshole]

26. When you ask so nice I can't resist!

Are you shocked??:o

[RC]

8. Over easy, with Hash Browns

so I can pack the spuds in the runny yolk. Corn Beef Hash works good also. Ahh heaven... O8)

[cherryperry]

9. Omelet

Please put fresh mushrooms, sliced green onions, chopped bacon, Swiss cheese, tomatoes and avocados inside with a rather large dollop of sour cream on top. I'll have fresh-squeezed orange juice with the pulp strained from it as well. An English muffin with real butter should do me. Oh, and BTW, thankyew!

:yourock:

[Fridays Child]

11. Could I have mine scrambled, served with...

...worcestershire sauce on a buttered english muffin? Or scrambled with chorizo, served in a warm flour tortilla and salsa on the side?

(If we have a DU slumber party, will you cook breakfast?)

[short bus president]

12. Fried with bacon (and bacon grease), or

scrambled with scrapple and onions.

:9

[wryter2000]

13. Can you really poach eggs?

I'm a great cook, but poaching eggs is tricky!

[Kellanved]

15. coddled with Gorgonzola or Roquefort

And I'd love to try your Omemelet.

[Aristus]

16. Fried hard, yolks broken, with a little pepper.

Thanks, Lynne. That's sweet of you.

[dawg]

17. Omelette du fromage ....

But scrambled with cheese is good as well.

[HawkerHurricane]

18. I supposed hatched is out of the question?

Do to a intestinal problem, eggs give me very bad 'problems'. Like you don't want to share a room with me after I have eggs. However, leftover fried chicken makes for a great breakfast.

[Ilsa]

19. Scrambled; add in a little

grated cheddar cheese, a few crushed tortilla chips, and some hot picante sauce at the end.

Bacon and OJ on the side, please.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. Over easy, please!

With strips of bacon strategically placed to make my breakfast plate look like a smiley face. :-)

Thanks for cooking!

[JVS]

21. I like sunny side up, but I am easy to please

If the yolk breaks you can just flip it over and do easy-over. If someone else in the room wants scrambled, I'll take scrambled too, just to make things easier.

[SOteric]

22. Basted or coddled

[DEM FAN]

23. Over Hard. Thank You.

;-)

[NightTrain]

25. Does that mean I get to spend the night with you first?

Never hurts to ask! :evilgrin:

[U2Fanatic]

27. deviled eggs are the best

i think i could survive on deviled eggs alone

[GOPisEvil]

28. Over easy, side of bacon, hash browns and toast!

Ask SOteric for some preserves for that toast. :9

[WillParkinson]

29. I'm just glad that you 'am to please'....

<growl>

[LynneSin]

30. I was wondering when someone would catch that on

:eyes:

[WillParkinson]

31. Yes, I tend to catch 'on' pretty quickly....

And tend to get off....um...ok, maybe that's not the right choice of words....

[BritishHuman]

32. whichever of those choices

equates to a British fried egg.

Garnish with bacon, sausage, mushrooms, beans, fried bread and black pudding. Mmmm...

[SOteric]

38. That would be

sunnyside up, but burnt at the bottom.

[kodi]

33. unfertilized, as my ex used to say

.

[slackmaster]

34. Over easy with a petite filet mignon, avocado, and salsa fresca

Fresh-squeezed orange juice and black coffee.

Now THAT'S breakfast!

[Coffee Coyote]

35. scrambled!

I'll serve the coffee. :donut:

[LynneSin]

36. I don't want that crappy CoyoteCoffee

Only ZombyWoof brand coffee is served in my presence!

[AquariDem]

37. Scramble mine with some lox

mmmmmmmmmmm.....lox.....(drool)

[commander bunnypants]

39. No thank you

Can I have a bagel please ?



DDQM