REMEMBER: every time you touch yourself DOWN THERE.....

[ForrestGump]

[underpants]

1. LOL Run Forrest RUN! Hey who has the sniper kitty pic?

I need it sooooooooooo bad.

[supernova]

2. That would be Darth Kitten

*

[ForrestGump]

3. Running!

I've got a copy of it that I can put here if the Darth Kitten isn't handy...

Whoops....gotta run! Somebody's ignoring my warning!

[northzax]

4. what if I have

a prostitue of another race and religion touch me down there instead? is that ok?

[ForrestGump]

5. Reverend Swaggart? Is that you?

Uh....I guess that'd be okay.

But only if you post the pictures for us.

[tarheel]

6. Mama always said

"Life is like a dead kitten Forrest, you never know when your gonna kill one. "

[ForrestGump]

7. Oh no!

I'm sensing an image.....



Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwgggghhhhhh.....looks like I'm gonna be running a marathon! Save the kittens! Save the kittens!

[Blue_Chill]

8. Yikes!

:D

[ForrestGump]

9. "I ran for a long time...."

Maybe I'll just have to run forever....

[SOteric]

10. Those look like cooties!

Forrest! Are you telling us you've got tiny livestock? 'Cuz running will not help.

[ForrestGump]

11. Cooties? Uh......no, he's the local mechanic.

And it just happens that running is the only way that I can dull the irritation, not put too fine a point on it.

Now, don't make me mad, lady, because you know how I get.....

[SOteric]

12. Right.

That 3 cm purple bulge. I almost forgot!

[ForrestGump]

14. *sigh*

How soon they forget.

And that's 3cm of pure Gumption, I'll have you know....

[SOteric]

19. I'm sure you've

a thorough knowledge.

[ForrestGump]

22. As the old saying goes, "To know thyself

.....something something....something....

I don't know - I'm not that old.

[ForrestGump]

13. Run!

[StaggerLee]

15. run

[ForrestGump]

16. How can they run

with all that gold chain?

[SOteric]

17. That's

"bling."

[ForrestGump]

20. Bling?

Crosby?

You people confuse me.

[SOteric]

23. *L*

Then maybe you really are that old.

[ForrestGump]

24. I'm

old enough to know better and young enough to.....

young enough to......

What was I saying?

What's that?

Speak up, please.

And turn that damned cacaphony down - you young people and those horrid Dean Martin records......

[number9]

18. REMEMBER: every time you touch yourself DOWN THERE.....

an angel gets its wings?

oop - different story.

[ForrestGump]

21. In that case,

I'd like a large order of wings, please.

And make it hot.

Help, here they come again!.......