The Hi(ddy-Ho) Hopes of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"And when I was twenty, I thought if I could just grow boobs out to here, I'd never have to leave the house again. So I sent away for this boob-a-sizer I saw in the back of a magazine. . . . But it didn't work. . . . I couldn't see any difference after using it twice a day for 15 minutes each time over five years. . . . So I decided to get married . . . Maybe I wasn't using it right . . .?"

[CanuckAmok]

1. King (thinks): "Laura, just give him a banana so he'll shaddap for a sec!"

n/t

[jeff30997]

2. Well...

Condi's boobs are this big!

[Maestro]

3. Larry?

I realize your show is "Larry King Live" but I want this f*ckin thing taped because Rove and Cheney need to feed me my answers and then I need to memorize them. I don't do well when I have to think on my feet.

Laura: Oh George...

[terrya]

4. I see Laura has perfected "The Gaze"...Nancy Reagan created it.

When Ronnie was giving a speech, Nancy would give this look of utter adoration..."The Gaze". I see that Laura is using it, as well.

[jeff30997]

5. You know you're absolutely right.

I never noticed before.

[Shoeempress]

7. Yeah I used to get that "gaze", back in College doing bong hits.

[Endangered Specie]

6. King: "Dumbass from Crawford, Hello?"

"God what did I do to deserve this"

[BringEmOn]

8. At bedtime, I just push a button on Stepford Laura's back

and her boobs grow out to here.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

9. George is saying.

"so see, if I have all the money, that means God loves me the best and He told me its okay to get as much of it as I can"

[Endangered Specie]

10. Larry King looks like he wants to shoot himself.

[cosmicdot]

11. While W yaks, Pickles is thinking:

Oh, I'm sorry ... she wasn't thinking after all ... apologies ...