The postman just brought me spandex bike shorts. Ask me ANYTHING!

[BiggJawn]

Eh, what Hell, everyone else does it....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Are you going to post a pic of yourself in them?

[commander bunnypants]

2. Lest you are a wooly mammonth in a rubber band

BAWHAHAHAH


DDQM

Seriously folks, I just crack my self up

Thank you Thank you

[BiggJawn]

5. Oh, good god NO! They're XXL...

Maybe when i get into a pair of XL or Large....:7

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. But by then we'll want to see the big man in a thong!

Congrats, btw..I suspect this is part of your non-smoking fitness plan...sounds like you are sticking with the program. :D

[BiggJawn]

10. You suspect right...

The other day I rode 13 miles in an hour 6, and if there hadn't been 3 miles of gravel road involved I might have done it in 55 or so...

And I SPRINTED up a hill that only 2 months ago I had to get off and walk up....

[TrogL]

16. like this?

[King Bush II]

3. well

do you at least have a bike?

[BiggJawn]

6. yeah, I do.

And that's why I bought the shorts. 15 miles in cut-off rubs my goodies raw...
The shoes and pedals should be here in a coupla days...

[wtmusic]

4. My postman hates me in spandex

but it's just a personal thing

[kodi]

8. does a george bush designer cod piece come with them?

.

[BiggJawn]

9. Cod Piece??? I don' NEED no Steenkeen' Cod Piece!

"Cod??? That looks like a whole Bluefin Tuna in there..."

[prolesunited]

11. Speaking of which

Can I pawn a registration for the Apple Cider Century Ride in Berrien County Michigan on Sept. 28 off on you? I can't go because I was rescheduled to work and it's too late to get a refund. They have 25, 50 and 75 mile options available as well.

Here's the details:
http://www.applecidercentury.com/

BTW, I just ordered new spandex, too! :-)

[BiggJawn]

13. Sorry, busy that weekend...

I wanted to ride the Wabash Valley Century (30 mile option) but got over-booked THAT weekend, too...

There's always next year...

[prolesunited]

14. Anybody else interested?

Just PM me.

[LynneSin]

12. are you assworthy of them or do you have a whistleass?

:shrug:

[BiggJawn]

15. Whattdaya mean "Whistle-Ass"? No "Whistle-Ass on ME...

He replied.....:7

If anything, it's more of a Bass Trombone Ass....