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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 12:17 PM
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Cornholers in Florida!? (Really, really, funny article)
Edited on Tue Sep-02-03 12:51 PM by JanMichael
What fresh new Hell is this?

http://www.sun-herald.com/Newsheadline.cfm?headline=4035&banner=1

"It's big in the Midwest,"!

Argh...I know, I was raised in Kansas...

"Youngsters need not sign up, as this is a game for the experienced."

Damned straight skippy!

"Each cornholer tries to land his cornhole into the box's hole"

Oh dear gawd:eyes:

Somebody send this to the Daily Show!!!

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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 12:18 PM
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1. UHHHH?
Pumpkin Chunkin


DDQM
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 12:24 PM
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2. Did you read the whole article?
Craziness..
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Shakeydave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 12:30 PM
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3. CLASSIC!
I'm sending a copy to Morford!
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 12:40 PM
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4. Are we the only ones that find the artical hilarious?!
Purile, sure, but COME ON!!!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 07:52 PM
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9. no
no you're not.

Kinky sex perverts all over DU are cracking up right now, believe me. ;-)

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qb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 12:44 PM
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5. My Pennsylvania cousins had a much more lewd definition of "cornholing"
I'll leave the details to your imagination.
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 12:53 PM
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6. Bingo! Same with me.
That's why this article is so damned hilarious IMO.

It belongs on the Daily Show with a straight faced interview of the main cornholers...
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AquariDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 07:45 PM
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7. The link's not working n/t
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 07:51 PM
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8. It just worked for me. You have to register unfortunately.
It's worth it though. It reads like a Monty Python skit yet is a real live story about a new fad.

Truly worth the registration hassle.
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AquariDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 08:03 PM
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10. I did it!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha... :D :D
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cmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 08:34 PM
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11. Here is the cornhole assoc. web site
http://cornholegame.org/

Please note the Cincinnati connection. It's a hot game in the right wing capital of Ohio. My daughter in Miamisburg says its scary how it is moving northward. She can sit in her backyard and hear wham, wham, wham. That's the signal the neighbors are cornholing again. Doesn't that just make your imagination run wild?
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 08:43 PM
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12. They HAVE to know what their game name means!
Edited on Tue Sep-02-03 08:44 PM by JanMichael
They HAVE to, how could they not?

Shakeydave's dad, who is in his 60's, even thought it was a hoot...

Good gawd almighty what's the world coming to?!
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gkdmaths Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 09:08 PM
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13. LMAO
While cornholers warmed up, others grabbed hot dogs, hamburgers and hogs.

what's this alternate meaning you all are talking about?

;-)
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 09:40 PM
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14. I feel bad for the writer.
She must have been just dying while doing the interviews.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-03 09:45 PM
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15. We owe a big ole thankee to the Supreme Court
"Finally, the Midwest has its own tradition that's popping with excitement, growing in numbers and spreading quicker than butter."

:evilgrin:

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