How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

[radwriter0555]

Ten.
One to call the handyman.
One to fire the handyman and replace him with an illegal immigrant working for subminimum wage.
One to orchestrate a leveraged buyout of the lightbulb company, layoff the staff, and outsorce production to China.
One to lobby congress for a massive tax break for the lightbulb importer.
And six rightwing conservative pundits to blame the failure of the lightbulb on liberals, unions, welfare mothers, and the Clintons.

[CO Liberal]

1. None - They're All In The Dark Anyway

:-)

[goobergunch]

2. And 270 to pass a bill deregulating the lightbulb industry

218 House members
51 Senate members
1 pResident

[JohnKleeb]

10. lol :) thanks goob

[mac56]

3. Two.

One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

Alternate answer:

Just one, to steal a working lightbulb from the Social Security Administration.

[jmm]

4. I thought they liked having the dim bulb in the white house.

:evilgrin:

[izzie]

5. Wish you would put the one on about the dogs.

this one is pretty good.

[AquariDem]

6. CHANGE???????????

:)

[44wax]

7. nice one

[Mz Pip]

8. Sweet

I sent it to my wing nut cousin. Maybe she'll take me off her Right Wing Screed list.

MzPip
:dem:

[nedlogg]

9. None

They would just stand around and blame Clinton for burning out the lighbulb.

[Don_G]

11. 12

You forgot that someone has shipped the profit from the handyman's labor to the Cayman Islands and that the IRS assigned an agent to trace the undeclared income of the handyman.