So what would YOU do for a Million?

[Tyler Durden]

PFC Lynch is doing her ghost-written best to net a cool mill before the book automatically hits the cut out rack.

I don't begrudge someone prostituting themselves as long as they don't start acting like they've taken vows and joined a nunnery.

A whore is a whore, and I have nothing against whores unless they pretend to sainthood.

What would you do for a million bucks: freely translated, how big a whore are you?

Frankly, I'm getting old and tired. After 33 years of full time labor with 6 months off homeless/jobless, there isn't much I wouldn't do, as long as it wasn't life threatening. The All-Time capper of a comment was made around the table at my last job. One of those $100 million plus lottery deals went to one guy, and a co-worker stated:

"For that amount of money tax free I'd give head to Mike Tyson live on the TONIGHT show."

A little extreme, I must admit, but if you think about it, $100 million buys one shitload of mouthwash.

Hey sailor! New in town?

[ixion]

1. Move out of the US

by an island, and watch the sunsets.

[Tyler Durden]

3. That's what you do with the cash: what do you do to GET it?

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[el_gato]

2. Lynch should use that book to expose

all the hype and bullshit.

I doubt she will but if she did the book would sell more anyway.

[Tyler Durden]

4. I'd probably do the sexual act.

I'm a big boy, and the psychotrauma of that would likely be minimal compared to the other items on my list.

[WillParkinson]

7. I'd do the sex act...

Heck, I do most of them for free anyway...

[Braden]

5. hack off a limb.

not one of mine mind you.

:evilgrin:

[Mikimouse]

6. Really blow some RW minds

and stand firm in my convictions, irrespective of the BS they blow my way. That should be worth a million (and another million in laughs!):hippie:

[Don_G]

8. None Of The Above

I've got to live with my myself....

[Nikia]

9. Is this drug deal worth one million for my part?

If that's the case, I wouldn't do it because I'd be deeply involved in organized crime. That could be life threatening. I'll have to change my vote. I intially was thinking of something different: A few thousand dollars from only pot arranged by people who I know, but I know that wouldn't get me a million dollars. I guess that I would sue someone for a frivalous reason, but only if they deserved it (I think McDonald's deserved it.)

[Interrobang]

10. I must be a real whore then...

I'd do something sexual, as long as it didn't involve a disease... Frankly, I take enough humiliation 40h a week to survive a little more humiliation ONCE in order to be FREEEEEE of it all for good!

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. "Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?"

"Sure."
"Will you do it for five?"
"Absolutely not! What do you think I am?"
"We've already established that. Now we're just negotiating the price."

That being said, I'm open to suggestions (so long as it doesn't involve gerbils).

[Piperay]

12. A million is not what it used to be

none of the stuff on the list is worth doing for a million, I would want much much more than that to make it worth my while. :shrug: