The Onion presents America's Best Zoo Exhibits

[Fenris]

Snakes: Somewhere In This Room!
Zoo Atlanta, Atlanta, GA

The Fascinating World Of Dead Capybaras
Bronx Zoo, Bronx, NY

Why Sloths And Chimps Can't Have Babies
Chehaw Wild Animal Park,
Albany, GA

Anacondo
San Francisco Zoo,
San Francisco, CA

You Deal With This Sick Rhino
Fort Worth Zoo, Fort Worth, TX

Kanga-Roofied
Sea World/Busch Gardens, Orlando, FL

Inside The Digestive Tract Of The Mighty Boa Constrictor
Toledo Zoo, Toledo, OH

Nature's Videos We Rented
Birmingham Zoo, Birmingham, AL

Feed Twizzlers To The African Waterbuck
San Antonio Zoo, San Antonio, TX

Watch The Zookeeper-Mauling Polar Bear Get Euthanized
Memphis Zoo, Memphis, TN

Polaroids Of Koalas
Mesker Park Zoo, Evansville, IN

Peacocks And Turkeys: Nature's Unlikely Best Buddies
Fort Wayne Children's Zoo,
Fort Wayne, IN

Suddenly There's Bears!
Wildlife Parking Lot
Gladys Porter Zoo, Brownsville, TX

Mr. Hippo Loves Mrs. Hippo Very Much
Franklin Park Zoo, Boston, MA

Hamm's Bear Cardboard Stand-Ups Behind Bars
Lincoln Park Zoological Gardens, Chicago, IL

[mmm]

1. I work with wild cats

lots to know beyond the
pantheris tigris.
At any rate, there is a time for tiger interaction
and a time to let tigers be.
36 species of wild cat; let us remember them all.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

2. I saw a wild cat this week

I just got a glimpse of it. Funny it seemed bigger than a bobcat and smaller than a mountain lion... a lynx? I didn't get a good look. There is a big forest fire in the area so normal patterns may be disrupted.