"This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy! "

[jus_the_facts]

"I think you're all fu**ed in the head. We're ten hours from the fu**ing fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fu**ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your a**holes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!" Clark W. Griswold :7



What're YOUR favorite quotes from this TIMELESS classic? :D

[Fenris]

1. Sorry folks, the park's closed! The moose out front should have told you.

[jus_the_facts]

11. "Ya know, if I wasn't in uniform.....

....I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say "police brutality." :7

[Mojambo]

2. What are you, basic cable?

Why'd you bleep out all the good parts?!

Oh, and I was always partial to
"Real Tomato ketchup, Ed?"

[jus_the_facts]

7. "Only the BEST for you Clark!"

:7 :7 :7

[MichaelHarris]

3. It

could break the skin and cause a serious infection.

[Liberal Veteran]

4. The exchange that made me laugh the loudest.

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

[Fenris]

5. "You're the chef here, Eddie."

[Fenris]

6. "Can I help you with that Kool-Aid, Vicky? Please?"

[Liberal Veteran]

10. Notice how most of the best lines were from the cousin Eddie's scene?

That was a hilarious movie.

[jus_the_facts]

14. Christmas Vacation as well....."smells like fried kitty cat!"

:o

:hi:

[meegbear]

8. I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper.

It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?

[Fenris]

9. "I'm not sure of his exact height and weight."

"All I know is that the man was a saint with children and a genius with food additives and he was... Clark!"

[jus_the_facts]

12. "I ain't never seen anybody as stoopid as YOU.....

..you musta got manure for yer brains!" :7

[Fenris]

13. "They're all wet... Oh God!... The dog wet on the picnic basket."

[jus_the_facts]

16. "Ya ever bop your balogna!"

:evilgrin:

[vetwife]

15. A dead peson breathed on me. .....she breathed on me.

[jus_the_facts]

17. "Dad, we must have jumped this thing 50 yards"

"....s'nothing to be proud of Russ....ahhh 50 yards!" :D

[jus_the_facts]

18. "Kids, are you noticing all the plight?" *Gun shot* "Roll 'em up!"

:kick:

[CanuckAmok]

24. "Excuse me, holmes, can you tell me how to get back on the freeway?"

"Fuck yo' mama!!"

"Thank you!"

[jus_the_facts]

25. "see that sign that says 'rib tips'....well fuck that....

...you don't wanna go that way anyway!" :D :hi:

[NightTrain]

19. "Timeless classic?"

It's a Chevy Chase film, fer chrissake! :eyes:

[jus_the_facts]

20. Well I didn't shit all over your Rocky Horror thread now DID I?

:wtf:

[NightTrain]

26. I never claimed that ROCKY HORROR was a timeless classic.

Don't get me wrong. I enjoyed VACATION; I just don't think it qualifies as a timeless classic. I reserve that classification for stuff like, to pick a couple of names at random, CITIZEN KANE and THE SEVEN SAMURAI.

No offense intended! :hi:

[Zomby Woof]

21. one Chevy Chase film...

...beats the living shit out of "The Rocky Horror Piece Of Crap Show". So why piss on her parade? She didn't piss on YOURS.

[jus_the_facts]

23. YEAH....what he said.....

ROTFLMAO!!! :thumbsup: :headbang:

[NightTrain]

27. I've no idea what he said because...

...whoever he is, I have him on my ignore list. Thankfully!

[CanuckAmok]

22. "Rusty, don't eat teh Truckster...thanks Audrey!"

"Davenport, where's Mr. Griswold's car?"

"I don't know, sir." (walks away).

[Pale Blue Dot]

28. Just a reminder: My grandfather was Roy Walley.

RIP Eddie Bracken.

[jus_the_facts]

29. He was.....really?

....I don't remember hearin' this before Pat....RIP indeed! :loveya: :hi: :hug: :*

[jus_the_facts]

30. Ohhhh SPARKY!!!

:o