The Condor in Chief of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Boy, nothing like a month on the ranch to brighten a guy up. Hell, I feel like I'm seven years old on a Saturday morning at the beginning of summer vacation. Damn. Sometimes life is really sweet. Who says I gotta run again? . . . That's what I want to know."

[Fenris]

1. W. is "reckonin'":

"Ugh, back to work. You know, I think two months vacation wouldn't be asking for much. I mean seriously I was gone for one month and everyone got on fine without me. What's the big deal? In fact, I think I should just be in Crawford all the time and let the smart folks run this place. And if they needed, say, someone to land on an aircraft carrier or give a pointless mangled speech, well, they could just give me a call."

[skip fox]

2. W. is "thinking": "Boy, I been calling those guys at Wheaties

with the great idea of putting my picture on their boxes. Like they have baseball players, why not presidents and other famous politicians? But they're not returning the damn calls. But I'll bet these pictures will reel them in. God, it's great to be me. I want John Wayne to play me in the movie."

[Not a robought]

3. Reporter: "Mr. President...

what did you do during your 35 day vacation?... Mr. President?..."

[Bossy Monkey]

4. Auditioning for the Lloyd Bridges part in Airplane III

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue!"

PS: Wow, his hair's getting less gray. He talks to God AND Grecian formula

[trof]

5. hmmm...the Halloweeen-Thanksgiving Holidays

start pretty soon. Maybe I can rush the season a little and take off after next week. Then I can jes kinda slide on in to Christmas and New Years. Damn I love a job without a time clock.
yeah......

[Droopy]

6. W is saying,

"Whew, looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"

[skip fox]

7. W. is "thjinking": "Damn! When I went behind the shed to sharpen the saw,

I noticed these mushrooms. For some reason, I knew they were good and would be good for me. Wow. It was like they were calling to me . . . no, no, more like singing .. . . yeah, that's it, . . . with angelic voices . . . and they told me I could taste colors and like that . . . and you know what? . . . it's all REALLY happening . . . just like they sang about . . and you know what? . . . like I can see the aura around everybody's heads . . . different colored lights . . . . Wow. . . . and like you know what? . . ."

[Champion Jack]

8. HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.

[Not a robought]

21. OMG

morphed like that, he gets to look more like Poppy. Scary.

[underpants]

9. Would you buy insurance from this man?

Seriously he is going to actually have to find work at some point in his life.

[Champion Jack]

12. Find work?

Why? he never did before

[cosmicdot]

10. W: I'd fasten the seatbelt if I was you ...

... it's product rollout time ... wheeeeeeeeee ... can't tell you much ... but, I don't think it'll hurt as much as it will later to throw out some clues ... when I hear ya'll snickering behind my back??? ... get this ... I get both mad and even ...

[skip fox]

16. cosmic dot, you got a back story going? Sounds evocative!

:toast:

[underpants]

11. Is it me or are his eyes moving closer together?

:shrug:

[Hubert Flottz]

13. "Damn, we get the freshest Nose Candy in the US here in Texas!

LET'S PARTY!" "YEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

[XNASA]

14. "Double-naught agent, guru or brainsurgeon......

I can't decide which I should be next. Grannie, fix me up a heapin' helpin' of some of that possum stew. All of this cipherin' is givin' me a powerful appetite."

[Mr. Jinx]

15. Somebody had a little something before the picture was taken, eh?

At the least it was a mousetrap in the posterior...

[kodi]

17. "keep laughing funnyboy, i can have you killed just like that"

"the 82nd airborne works for me"

[skip fox]

22. Welcome to DU, kodi!

:toast:

[maxanne]

18. he's actually singing:

"I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie, I know you won't see or hear me, as I fiddle about..fiddle about..."

[underpants]

19. Hi!___________ I'm not a President but I play one on Television

:bounce:

[Bossy Monkey]

26. Only on tape-delay though (n/t)

[CO Liberal]

20. *** singing *** "Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime...."

HIC!!!!

:-)

[skip fox]

23. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce:

[myomy]

24. MAN, that real Columbian is A...O...K.

.

[Ouabache]

25. thought balloon: "Damn, I hate when my dick gets caught in my zipper"

"And the boil on my ass is hurting like hell too."

[LuLu550]

27. Dubya sez: does this smile

make me look human?

[opihimoimoi]

28. I keep hearing: GEORGE GEORGE ,,,,,,GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE

Watchout for that Pretzel