Hopefully you won't need the help of a teleprompter to CAPTION

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. W says, "Aw Hell...is it G-O-E...or G-E-O...I never get that right!"

[underpants]

2. I'm reminded of the "Behind the Laughter" Simpsons

when Homer is signing the contract with Fox.

After he signs his name:

"R--u--p--e you're almost there --r --t Good"

[Richardo]

3. "Can you hold up that instruction sheet a little? Atta boy."

[demnan]

4. Why is he always licking his lips and sticking them

in like that?

I've never seen anybody do that before that much, seriously.

[kmla]

5. "Welcome to the monthly meeting of the

'Fat Asses with No Rhythm' support group. OK, everyone, clap on time now."


"OK, let's try again. Georgie, are you taking the minutes this month? Great. Remember, there is a silent 'h' in rhythm. Now - again..."

[skip fox]

6. W. is "thinking": "Geez. Andy put that hemorrhoid cream on my lips again

so I won't be able to say anything. 'Just sign the f*cker and get the freak back in here,' he said. Why can't he be nice? I never slap HIM around, do I? Boy, I wouldn't dare. But heck, I had some good things to say about this bill. First I had that great joke: 'I want you to all know this is a bill, but it's not Bill Clinton.' Boy, that woulda cracked them up! Then I coulda done my little Free Trades Agreement skit that I worked so long and hard on last night . . . Man, they would loved the enema bag part. But now I only get to sign and get the hell out . . . (sigh)"

[skip fox]

7. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:

[Breezy du Nord]

8. Good Job Georgie! You stayed in the lines!

I think this one'll make the fridge!

Breezy

[kmla]

9. Bwahahahaha!

On the fridge, maybe right next to the C+ on the geography quiz and the bent pipecleaner Santa...

:hi:

[leftist_rebel1569]

12. lol nice

:)

[cosmicdot]

10. The good ol'boys glisten with glee ...

... as they can almost feel their pie getting higher ...

[leftist_rebel1569]

11. people behind him are thinking...

"Jeezus, this stupid-ass reads one page of the book 'Go, Dog, Go' and we clap like morans...hmm, where did I see that guy with that sign? He seemed brilliant...maybe we should make HIM president..."

[xray s]

13. "Who's keeps blowing that damn whistle?"

[Catshrink]

14. So what's Dad's cut on this? <eom>

[Mr. Jinx]

15. "He's gone stiff again- clap while I wind him up!"

[Elidor]

16. A GOP quintet sings, "Goodnight sweetheart, it's time to go..."

De-de-dow De-dow
Goodnight sweetheart, it's time to go

Now you've pissed on us
And pissed us off
You've really got to go
Do-on'choo kno-ow