How long before Britney goes into porn?

[laconicsax]

Not necessarily as an actor--maybe as a fluffer or some other off-camera role.

I think it's a given that she's going to do it, but the question is when.

[leftofthedial]

1. about three years ago

methinks

[jus_the_facts]

5. LOL no doubt......

..she's been obscene from the start!:evilgrin:

[regnaD kciN]

25. Girls like Britney...

...should be obscene and not heard!

:evilgrin:

[Alenne]

2. Never

I'm sure she has enough money from people buying her stuff to never have to do anything like that.

[anti_shrub]

3. I'm betting a Playboy layout once the singing career fades for good

I don't see her doing anything hardcore unless she really hit the skids.

[nomaco-10]

6. Yeah, I see Playboy as a up and coming career move for her...

and Xtina in Hustler.

[JVS]

4. She's not going to be a fluffer! Get real!

Now I could have seen Dana Plato becoming a fluffer because she was broke and a junkie. Spears has lots of money. It is the people who try to be the next Spears, like american idol candidates, that will become the fluffers of the future.

[NightTrain]

7. No, no, no! You've got it backwards

You start out in porn, then use the money you made to finance your debut recording. That's how Andrea True ("More, More, More") did it in the '70s. And it's how blues singer Candye Kane did it in the '90s.

[Ouabache]

8. Well she sucks now

doesn't she ?

[nemo137]

10. ouch.

nice.

[Pert_UK]

9. Too long....

Anything to stop her singing and talking shit!

P.

[maggrwaggr]

11. I thought she should have lost her "virginity" as a pay per view special

hard core, porn, watch her lose her virginity. Live TV. Pay $500 bucks per TV to see it.

she would have made gazillions.

[jus_the_facts]

13. Bwahahahahaha........Britney Spear'd.....

....YIKES! :evilgrin:

[shamgar]

12. Soon

Soon, I hope!:evilgrin:

[Pert_UK]

14. How long before porn goes into Britney, is the operative question...

:evilgrin:

P.

[nemo137]

15. here's my scenario:

she finishes her recording career, then becomes a porn director. dissatisfied with that, she launches a pop-porn starlette, explicitly fusing pop music and porn.

[nyrnyr1994]

16. Not soon enough!

:evilgrin: j/k

[Dookus]

17. awww....

youse guys is mean.

I actually LIKE Britney. Well, not her music, or her ideas, or her image... but she's just sorta cute and sweet and works hard at what she does. Why do we have to hate everybody who's popular? I wouldn't buy her albums, but if I saw her on the street, I'd be nice to her.

Now... if I saw Christina Aguilera, I'd duck down an alley.

[laconicsax]

18. oh, don't get me wrong

my question was not one of hatred, but more of curiosity with a hint of anticipation.

I mean...she's only a couple years older than me. I'd be nice to her if I saw her on the street, probably more than I am to most people since I'd see her as a reasonably attractive woman of about my age.

She's been destined for porn for a long time, and I just wanted to see how long other people thought it'd be before she does it.

I give her 4 years to drop out of sight and re-emerge in the porn business.

[Dookus]

20. well...

I'm a 42-year old gay man, and I think she's adorable.

As for porn, I doubt she'll need the money anytime soon. Plus, she can make more money playing Laughlin than she can getting gang-banged by a street-basketball team.

Now Christina, on the other hand.... she'll be doin' Snoop Dogg videos by '05.

[uhhuh]

19. She'll do it

As soon as the chimp tells her to. Based on her own words, she has to, right? She'll just have to have faith that it is the right decision for the country, won't she?


Maybe she's already working as a fluffer for Chimpco.

[Not a robought]

21. TOTALLY

Private shows at the White House south-west for the neo-con boys, and her Pimp Chimp the Gimp. Hopefully they can still get it up now. What's your pleasure Paul? Coke, Ex, Percocet, Viagra?

[ikojo]

22. Aren't her music videos

soft porn? or at least pretty close....

[Kamika]

23. she wont do porn

but she will definetly do either playboy style pics or sensual (softporn) movies

[TXlib]

24. Well, she's already a whore for *

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/03/britney.spears/

"I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that."

She's either stupid, or too cowardly to stand up for what she thinks is right.