I'm sorry what was that CAPTION? I missed it....no I still can't hear you

[underpants]

US Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld revealed that "maybe another division" would be needed in Iraq (news - web sites), where the United States has 140,000 troops on the ground(AFP/File/Paul. J Richards)

[GOPisEvil]

1. These damned Homeland Security chip impants hurt like hell.

[skip fox]

2. "What? . . . No, no, no, no. We said 'Heaven is past construction' not

'Weapons of mass destruction.' . . . Oh! . . . Now I see what all the fuss was about. . . . Geez, . . . just a simple misunderstanding is all. . . . Boy, am I glad we cleared THAT up!"

[BurtWorm]

3. "Just a second, Senator. I got someone on the line...

Now, what was that, Lucifer?"

[commander bunnypants]

4. Crush Kill Destroy

Crush kill destroy Crush kill destroy



DDQM

[zbdent]

5. "I just love playing 'Where's Osama?' 'There he is!' with Georgie."

He's so cute when he's not drunk.

[skip fox]

6. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

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