Caption the "egg-cited" candidate

[CatWoman]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hey, da yolk matches my zoot.

[LuLu550]

7. LOL

That was really funnny!

[nannygoat]

2. The guy behind Ahnold is wondering...

"Where is this liquid coming from? One of his botched plastic surgeries?"

Or "Maybe he really is an alien?"

[Braden]

3. think about the unborn chicken you godless libs..

[XNASA]

4. "It's naht ah toomah"

[underpants]

5. Which came first? the chicken...................or the egg?

[Drifter]

6. OK - who did it ?

All I have to say is great shot.

From the tragectory of the egg, I think it was throwed from a reasonable distance (far enough to not be identified after it hit).

If only that thing had gone another 4 inches, it would have been a bulls eyes (or rather a Bullshit's eye).

There has got to other camera angles of this incident that might reveal who threw it.

I wan't to know where the Three Amigos were when this happened (Zomby, GOPisEvil, and M.A.T.C.O.M.). Come on, I know you guys were behind this.

Cheers
Drifter

[CatWoman]

8. Ole Kofi is being a might cautious here

maybe he thinks someone will do the same to Powell...........

[frylock]

9. no caption, but rather appropriate lyrics..

I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
The egg, a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Pulled out the jammy, he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled, his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket, took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers, they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen, you know what I'm talking about boyee

Yeh, that's right, I'm the Egg Man
Driving Around, King of the town
Always got my windows rolled down
You know, I'm the Egg Man

Once upon a time..
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window, three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said bloodclot
Which came first, the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken, then I ate his leg
Riding the trains, in between cars
When I pull out the station, you're gonna get yours
Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
Yo.. they just got my little cousin ese
Sometimes hard boiled, sometimes runny
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
People laugh, it's no joke
My name's Yauch, and I'm throwing the yoke
Now they got me in a cell, but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching people out there

Up on the roof, in my car
Up all night, I'm pulling through signs like Dolomite
The mack, I'm the Egg Man
Taxi Driver, I'm the Egg Man

We all dressed in black, we snuck up around the back
We began to attack, the eggs did crack on Haze's back
Sam I am, down with the program
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam
Come Halloween you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker, K-pap
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face
You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
Families, puck rocks, the businessman
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe

[pdx_prog]

10. Arnold squashanegger

[skip fox]

11. "You'll have to forgive my bodyguard. He didn't

have time to eat breatfast this morning."


(weak)

[monkeyboy]

12. Da Termin-Egg-Ah

n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

13. "Bill Clinton Did This Just Like He Did It To Monica's Dress!

He Tried To Pump Me Up!"

[skip fox]

14. Now as the day gives silent way to night,

And DU'ers by the score douse screen and lights
And gat them home to their repast, spirits bright,
Then come forth their colleagues of the night
With minds aflame to set the CAPTION right!

:kick:

[mlawson]

15. "Not only that, but I am CHICKENSHIT to debate!!!!" n/t

[Cush]

16. here ya go

"At least it wasn't a goose" (Fabio reference)

[cosmicdot]

17. egg-cell-ent

[Vitruvius]

18. Ham gets egged.

Or "Rethugnican Ham gets egged".