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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:15 PM
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CAPTION the giant sucking sound
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:16 PM
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1. So I Opened Wide And Swallowed It All
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:17 PM
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2. It Was At LEAST This Long
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:18 PM
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3. I think we need
the photoshop guru to do some "interting" on this one.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:19 PM
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4. So my fellow 'Murkans 4 million 'Murkans have lost their....hold it LOST?!
Lost!!! Oh My God I don't know what the hell I am doing!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:19 PM
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5. "So I took a real deep breath like this and blew up the inflatable....
...folks over there under the "Jobs" sign. Which was printed in Bangladesh, by the way."
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GainesT1958 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:31 PM
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6. "Our recovery is really getting going...
Pretty soon, it'll be as big as--the deficit!...OOPS(Gasp!)" :eyes:

B-)
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:36 PM
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7. Igor like jobs
All people should work. Ya.

People lose job butterfingers. Be more careful. Ya.
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Superfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:39 PM
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8. One time...at band camp...I got so drunk
I hurled...just like this. Sorry, did I get some on your shoes?

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Philosophy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:53 PM
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9. "And now let's have a big hand for...The Village People!"
"Ma-cho, ma-choman, I wanna be...a macho man!"

(Check out the slide in the background ;) )
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:49 PM
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18. Perfect! Thanks for the laugh...
:toast:
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 02:03 PM
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10. W. just finished saying: "And I got so many great new neo-Con
Edited on Thu Sep-04-03 02:04 PM by skip fox

ideas about how to make more jobs. Like one I told my staff about yesterday. . . . you ready for this? . . . Okay . . . I say we privatize unemployment! Is that great or what? It would get the government out of the business of unemployment, where it's got no right anyway, and hand it over to private industry who could make money on it or franchise it or lease it with 0% financing or something! And then they would pay more taxes and we'd be out of a recession and out of unemployment at the same time. WOW!! Ain't that great? When I told my staff, they were floored. They all gave me this look . . . like this . . ."

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GregW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 02:21 PM
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11. Sigh ... this is WAY too easy!
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 02:25 PM
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12. Jobs? we don' need no steeenkin' jobs


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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 02:46 PM
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13. The Democrats Want To Talk About No Jobs, But I Won Talkin'
About Blow Jobs!
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 03:00 PM
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14. And then I said,
Holy Shit Rummie, you blew up Baghdad? I didn't know you really meant it!

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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 03:02 PM
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15. Maybe if you act all crooked-like Wal Mart will hire you as a greeter...
If'n that don't work, you can use the act to panhandle. And they say I don't know how to create jobs!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 03:04 PM
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16. "I know I Can Suckstart The Economy In Iraq!
Sucking Is A Bush Family Trademark, We All Suck Bigtime!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:40 PM
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17. Daylight bards of captions now depart
Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:51 PM
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19. and mah doctor sez
my livah is this big, from mah drinkin. :beer:
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:53 PM
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20. "Ah see the pitcher, now Ah'm tryin' th' word -- 'Joobs?' 'Jubs?' "JEB'S!!
"Damn, Ah'm smart!"
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 05:47 PM
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21. W: hey, look, most of you here got jobs or don't need'em
... and, if you're not here ... you don't fit the mold ... fitting the mold is a must to have or keep a job ... fitting the mold is key to making the good ol'boy thing work, and that creates jobs ... at least on paper ... so, talking to you folks is pretty much a waste of time ... but, for the other poor bastards not allowed in here ... let me show you a sample photo of typical workers in case you don't know ... there are jobs out there ... and, new ones are coming about every time another corporate chain mall opens up ... Andy filled me in on a couple of jobs on our way here ... like driving a Waste Management truck ... or picking up trays and sweeping floors at Rubio's ... see ... there ... and, by ending frivolous lawsuits and finding weapons of mass destruction programs and stuff ... we're either half-way there or not, whichever is more fuller ...
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