sasquatch
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Tue Aug-31-04 06:09 AM
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Today's schedule for the RNC |
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8:00 am. Wake and Bake with George Will
9:00 am. Morning prayer with Jerry Falwell w/o snake handling
10:00 am. Ed Koch gives a sppech supporting GWB on the grounds "The only good Arab is a dead Arab."
12:00 pm. Rush Limbaugh helps everyone get the afternoon started by handing out oxycontins
1:00 pm. Joe Scarborough holds a seminar teaching republicans how to dispose of dead hookers
3:00 pm. Call a doctor to revive Rush from his overdose
3:30 pm. Alan Keyes praises all of the black republicans that are present by listing them by name
3:31 pm. Begin "Getting the darkie away from the microphone"
4:00 pm. Dinner break hosted by Paul Wolfowitz, todays special: Rosted Iraqi babies
6:00 pm. Prayer rally w/ Pat Robertson w/ Snakehandling
8:00 pm. Former comedian Dennis Miller speaks
9:00 pm. Ann Coulter gives a lecture titled "Joeseph Goerbals: frustrated genius."
10:00 pm. Zell Miller speaks and gives a salute to Neville Chamberlain.
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Tue Aug-31-04 06:45 AM
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1. "Alan Keyes praises all of the black republicans |
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that are present by listing them by name" Wow. It took him a whole minute to do that? :)
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