FESTIVUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

Every day is Festivus for me!

At least the "airing of grievances" part.

[flamingyouth]

1. Feats of strength, damn it

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. I'm not so good at those.

I'm a giant wuss.

[Lautremont]

3. Every day is Festivus for me

because I own a Ford Festiva.

[goju]

4. Airing of grievances

"I gotta lot problems with you people...."

Never be another show like it, never.

[Fenris]

5. Festivus for the rest of us!

It's a Festivus miracle!

:D

[XNASA]

6. Fast 'n Bulbous

(error)

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Also, a tin teardrop.

[XNASA]

9. Bulbous also tapered.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. That's right.

[XNASA]

12. *snort* Here's the whole thing.....

We somehow left out the Mascara Snake bit.

Dialogue:
Don Van Vliet: (laughter)
taped DVV: "Fast and bulbous"
The Mascara Snake: "Fast and bulbous" DVV: "That's er . . . " (more laughter) Frank Zappa: "Okay, do it again, then you've won."
DVV: "I love it, it's one of those words."
MS: "Fast and bulbous"
DVV: "That's right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous."
MS: "Bulbous also tapered"
DVV: "Yeah, but yer gotta wait until I say, 'Also, a tin teardrop' "
MS: (laughing) "Huh. . . christ"
FZ: "Again, beginning"
MS: "Fast and bulbous"
DVV: "That's right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous. Also a tin teardrop."
MS: "Bulbous also tapered"
DVV: "That's right"

[phillybri]

7. Proclaim your displeasure!!!

Damn it!!!

[skippysmom]

10. Hell yes

"I got a lot of problems with you people."

[redqueen]

13. I like the pole.

[Lavender Brown]

14. Yes.

It's time to break out the Festivus pole.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. You're all about the pole.

:evilgrin: