If you post in this thread, I will give you a backhanded compliment.

[Dookus]

[salinen]

1. Have you given up

having sex with farm animals?

[Dookus]

4. You're pretty funny

for a guy with crabs.

[Catherine Vincent]

2. You sukood!

[Dookus]

5. You can spell backward

which is unusual for people with your learning disability.

[Guy Fawkes]

Go ahead and try it...

wanker

[Dookus]

7. You're about as handsome as you can be

considering your deformity.

[The Son of God]

3. Sometimes your ass makes a lot of sense.

Yet, you should wear some clothes more often.

[Dookus]

8. I will give your advice

all the consideration it deserves.

[LiberalVoice]

6. Damn man, where s that smell coming from?

Oh, sory...:P

[Dookus]

10. Very witty

for a person of your intelligence.

[LiberalVoice]

17. Touche!

[bo44]

9. How many octaves is your butt capable of talking?

[Dookus]

A very insightful question

from someone of your background. The answer is 3. 4 if I eat Mexican.

[jpgray]

11. Why are you drunk on a Tuesday night?

[Dookus]

13. This was not an ask me anything thread

but I will answer:

Cuz republicans make me guzzle.

You're a good person, especially considering your parentage.

[Wickerman]

12. Dookus rocks!

kinda

[Dookus]

14. You're OK

for a mod.

[Deja Q]

15. As you say, Republicans make you guzzle. Do you swallow or spit?

:7

[Dookus]

16. I swallow

so as not to pollute the environment.

I appreciate your asking me considering your own struggles with perversion.

[LunaSea]

18. Okay, let me have it

[Dookus]

20. You don't sweat much

for a person of your carriage.

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

19. Well,at least thats better than having to sign a form to attend a rally

[Dookus]

21. Very politically astute

for someone with WebTV.

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

22. LOL...I actually have one of thoses...its in my closet even pawn

brokers won't take it.

[NNadir]

23. This thread was a wonderful idea for a person with a limited imagination

and a collection of old stale jokes to create.

[Dookus]

25. your insults are quite good

for a Don Rickles fan.

[Gothic Sponge]

24. Don't hurt me feelings!

[Dookus]

26. I would never hurt your feelings

I have compassion for such unfortunate beings as yourself.

[brainshrub]

27. Where do you come up with your ideas?

[Dookus]

29. I have a team

of mexican immigrant writers. I call them my wit-backs.

edit: I forgot the backhanded compliment: You have beautiful eyes, despite their crossedness.

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

28. Your cat is so beautiful! And you're a terrific photographer. :-)

:loveya:

[Dookus]

30. thank you

you have great discernment for a dead guy.

[MissMillie]

31. Well, no matter what you say

I still love your kitty.

[Dookus]

32. well I'm forced to say

that you have exquisite taste for a person of your background.