Rumsfeld Says Tooth Fairy Real

[FlashHarry]

Well, I figured since he said that 'Security in Iraq is improving,' anything might come out of that forked tongue.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. He also has hard evidence that the Easter Bunny

is alive and well and shelter Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein in an underground bunker in Palm Springs, CA.

[nuxvomica]

2. The Tooth Fairy is one of those things we really don't know if we...

know. I would say the Tooth Fairy is either in Fairyland, or another country, or dead.

[FlashHarry]

3. In any case, 'we're on the hunt.'

I hear that the Tooth Fairy met with the Easter Bunny in Prague in 2000.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. He should know!