Deja Q
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Thu Sep-04-03 09:32 PM
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There was once a man from Nantucket... |
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I keep hearing references to a joke with that line, but nobody ever says the actual joke.
What did this man fron Nantucket do that's supposed to be funny?
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Thu Sep-04-03 09:33 PM
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1. Whose thumb was so long he could suck it |
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Thu Sep-04-03 09:35 PM
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2. It's the rudest of all possible limerics......WARNING, EXPLICIT LYRICS |
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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose **** was so long he could suck it, He said with a grin As *** rolled down his chin If my nose was a **** I could **** it.
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Thu Sep-04-03 09:38 PM
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3. Ah... right up there with "There was once a lady from Venus" |
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Thank you Commander Data! :evilgrin:
But thank you for the edification! :-) I managed to get all the rude bits figured out, but it did take a while for me to figure out "If my nose was a ****"...
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Pert_UK
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Thu Sep-04-03 09:42 PM
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4. Remember that we English use the C word more casually than you... |
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Thu Sep-04-03 09:48 PM
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6. Interesting. I've heard it with slightly different words... |
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the last two lines,
As he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a **** I could **** it.
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Thu Sep-04-03 10:10 PM
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7. That's the version I know |
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Thu Sep-04-03 09:44 PM
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5. "There once was a woman from China... |
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...who had a popsicle stick.. huh-huh-huh huh huh huh-huh huh huh...." - Butt-Head
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Thu Sep-04-03 10:17 PM
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8. who was crammed into a bucket |
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and wailed, curse you, Lear!
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Thu Sep-04-03 10:29 PM
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9. There is also a clean version |
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Out of the depths of my childhood, I dredge up:
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket His daughter named Nan Ran away with a man And as for the bucket -- Nan tuck it.
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Thu Sep-04-03 11:04 PM
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10. There's lots of versions... |
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There was an old man from Nantucket, Who's **** was so long he could suck it. After sucking a while, He declared with a smile, "If my ear was a ****, I would **** it."
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and He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
And now for something totally diferent:
A do-it-yourselfer named Alice, used a Dynamite stick for a Phallus, They found her Vagina in North Carolina, and half of her Anus near Dallas.
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Thu Sep-04-03 11:10 PM
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11. Re: that last one.... |
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Did you read my thread about the firecracker/ass incident then???
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