Somebody just shoot me already and get it over with quickly.

[eyesroll]

Yes, it's Eyesroll's Earworm of the Day. And this one's a doozy.

Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how want it to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Copyright 1990something or maybe early 2000something Britney Spears. Just kill me.

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. I promise, no Hamster Dance this morning.

You're obviously suffering enough.

[eyesroll]

2. The Hampster Dance was suggested to me last night,

by someone who didn't know the Hampster Dance. He just started singing "do de do do dee" randomly.

[Robb]

4. If you really want to be rid of it

...click here. You can guess where it goes. :evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

5. Songs, badgers, yaks, whatever don't usually replace earworms

They supplement them.

So I can have Britney Spears and Eddy Grant (thanks, asthmaticeog) and the Hampster Dance and whatever else all floating around at once.

[asthmaticeog]

6. All at once?

That's pretty advanced. You clearly have a powerful mind.

But is it powerful enough to resist ... YELLOW SUBMARINE?

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Robb]

9. ...or powerful enough to resist

HORSE WITH NO NAME?!?!?

La la, la -- la la la la la...!

hee hee hee hee cackle!

[eyesroll]

11. It's not powerful. It's polluted.

No wonder my concentration's shot.

[asthmaticeog]

3. "Electric Avenue" by Eddy Grant

is always an A-1 foolproof earworm-killer for me, and it's easy to clear after it's done the job.

Good God!

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. "My loneliness is killing me.

Woking so hard like a soldier,
De da de da diddy do do,
Hit me baby, out in the street,
Do do do do diddy baby one more time."
:freak:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. This was stuck in my head on a suburban commuter train.

Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If it’s so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go

[eyesroll]

10. Well, that one's easy to explain.

Jesus built your commuter train as well.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. But the really scary thing was.

It was interspersed with 'Tempted' by Squeeze. One verse of JBMHR, then the chorus of Tempted. Disturberama.

[eyesroll]

13. Well, you are being stalked.

Makes sense to me.

[Fenris]

15. You could do worse than Ministry

Jesus built my suburban commuter train just doesn't have the same ring to it, though.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. I got some funny looks from the cookie-cutter bourgeois drones.

Although, on second thoughts, screaming it wasn't such a good idea.

[asthmaticeog]

19. If I may humbly beg to differ,

screaming on a commuter train is always appropriate.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

20. How do I top it tomorrow?

Perhaps I shall scream 'Multinational Corporations' by Napalm Death interspersed with bursts of 'Maneater' by Hall and Oates?

[eyesroll]

22. Can't wait to see the accompanying choreography.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

23. That's easy.

Robot mime.

[eyesroll]

26. Well, domo arigato.

DAMN!

Thank you very much, Mr Roboto
(Domo arigato, Mr Roboto)
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
(Domo arigato, Mr Roboto)
And thank you very much, Mr Roboto
(Domo arigato, Mr Roboto)
For helping me escape
(Domo arigato, Mr Roboto)
When I needed to
(Domo arigato, Mr Roboto)
Thank you
(Domo arigato, Mr Roboto)
Thank you
(Domo arigato, Mr Roboto)
Thank you
(Domo arigato, Mr Roboto)
I want to thank you
(Domo arigato, Mr Roboto)
Please, thank you
(Domo arigato, Mr Roboto)
Ooooooooooh
Aaaaaaaaaah

(Britney's still there.)

[asthmaticeog]

27. GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Well, you've got your revenge for Yellow Sub now.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

30. She is a cruel, heartless harridan.

[eyesroll]

40. I'm sowing what I already reaped.

Blame Hedges.

Actually, that works for just about anything -- blame Hedges.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

41. I hold him responsible for several battles of the Wars of the Roses.

I will not forget.

[tigereye]

32. how about I Wanna Destroy You

by The Soft Boys, that ought to do it. How did you get Britney stuck in your head, anyway, ER?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

34. Not bad. Reverence by the Jesus and Mary Chain might be good too.

[tigereye]

35. I heard a great Beach Boys cover by them

over the week-end;there was a great end of summer music party on alt radio.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

37. Surfin' USA. On Barbed Wire Kisses, the b-sides compilation.

Great cover.

[tigereye]

42. it was! I love trad. covers by alt or punky bands.

I recently got the Rocky Horror Punk Rock Show. A friend also sent me the Queers version of Don't Back Down. It is excellent.

[asthmaticeog]

24. Not bad.

And the next day you could top that with "Shitfun" by Whitehouse mixed up with "Walking on Sunshine."

Actually, anything by Whitehouse.

[tigereye]

31. but, screaming on many levels,

would be appropriate on such a conveyance, yes? Well, having only been on them in NYC a few times and not to go to work.

see, this is why I rarely listen to commercial radio...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

33. They are soul-death. Light Rail Transit crushes the spirit.

[tigereye]

36. but then again you could be on a bus.

Think of that. or not. :)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

38. Most commuter transit is soul destroying.

All part of the Grand Corporate Conspiracy.

(Of course, I have to take a bus to the train, so I get the best of both worlds. Yay!)

[tigereye]

43. that is one good thing about my work

I have to drive all over... no buses or trains. Well, we have a tiny subway here and some light rail, but not to my part of town.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm sorry. I meant to say:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[eyesroll]

17. You are a tiny dildo.

:spank:

(Mods: It's hedges' fault that this is in my head in the first place. "Tiny dildo" isn't a personal attack; it's a statement of fact, as he has, indeed, fucked me in the ear.)

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Yeah, but you got big ears.

[eyesroll]

21. All the better to LISTEN TO BRITNEY FUCKING SPEARS with,

my dear.

:argh:

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Yeah, but you could have "Red Rubber Ball" stuck in your head.

Just remember that.

I should have known....

[eyesroll]

28. I hate you.

Fuck you very much, Mr. Roboto.

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. Paranoia, paranoia

Everybody's coming to get me.

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. My name is Humpty

Pronounced with the ump-ty.

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

44. Ugh

Can't you stream some real music?

That's just inhumane, that is.

Does this help?

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime.
dime His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.