OK, favorite names for POOP! (not for the delicate)

[FlashHarry]

Or for depositing said material in the porcelain receptacle:

Leaving a puppy swirl
Dropping a deuce
Dropping the kids off at the pool/lake
Piping one out
Breaking one off
Dropping a dirt-log
Squirting varnish
Serving up a soft-serve cone
Dropping a particle grenade
Taking a grunt
Blowing a shit
Installing cable
Building a log cabin
Painting the bowl

Whew! (Well, the Inuit have 200 words for snow...)

[ComerPerro]

1. Whatever happened

to just shit?

[FlashHarry]

2. Booooring!

[ComerPerro]

6. Yes

but I feel it very adequately portrays my thoughts towards the, well, the shit.

[FlashHarry]

8. Don't get me wrong; it's a fabulous word.

So fabulous, like YHWH, it should be unpronouncable.

[ornotna]

3. You forgot

dropping mud x(

[FlashHarry]

4. Nice smilie!

Looks like it's 'dropping mud' as we speak!

[mlawson]

5. Pinching off a LOAF. n/t

[ronnykmarshall]

7. Poop!

My fave is Poop.

But some runners up:

Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Taking the Browns to the Superbowl. (that my best friends daughters one... sometimes we can hear her in the bathroom yelling "TOUCHDOWN"!)

[FlashHarry]

9. Bwahahahahahaha!

Never heard the 'Browns' one!

[xray s]

10. Burning a mule

This ones so popular, Blue Oyster Cult wrote a song about it;

"I'm burnin' I'm burnin' I'm burnin' a mule"

[FlashHarry]

11. Oh, Jesus.

And I thought 'shaving a horse' was weird...

[Iris]

12. turtle-head

This makes me gag just typing it, but there it is.

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

13. Growing a tail

Dropping a rock

[SmileyBoy]

14. If you have the runs, then you say you have "The green-apple splatter".

Also, "Dropping the bomb on Porcelain City".

[FlashHarry]

22. Riding the porcelain Harley???

[DemVet]

15. Popping a squat...

is always my favorite.

[Lars39]

16. Chernobyl Incident

Our not-quite-potty trained 2yo didn't have to go when we were at the rest area. He waited until we were on the "on ramp". There were 9 semi-asphyxiated people in the van..... :)

[Deja Q]

17. Makin' iced tea

That jus' 'bout describes what I've been doing for one month + two weeks... :cry:

[ProudGerman]

18. I love threads like this

Making a deposit
Squeeze off a few rounds
Lay some eggs
Clearing the chute
Plant some WMD's
Launch a submarine
Fire a torpedo


10 points for the first person who posts in detail what an "upper decker" is. Heh heh

[cosmicdot]

19. oh, CRAP ... what's that one? ... oh, you know ... darnit ...

duty?

[HereSince1628]

20. Frass n/t

,

[FlashHarry]

21. Sortie the fleet! N/T

[JVS]

23. Logging or Loggin

Pumping a dump!
Power shitting!

[DS1]

24. Playing bomber pilot

weeeeeeeoooooouuuuuuuuuuu . . .

SPLASH!