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Fri Sep-05-03 07:07 PM
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OMFG!! NothingShocksMeAnymore JUST SPOKE TO MRS MATCOM!!!! |
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HOLY SHITE!!! I AM NOW IN HUGE TROUBLE!!!!
HELP ME.,...............................
PLEAse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:10 PM
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you weren't in trouble after announcing Mrs Matcom would rape Sean Connery given half a chance.
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:12 PM
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What I wouldn't have given to be listening in on that conversation :party:
Give us details, we wants them!!!
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matcom
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:13 PM
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3. something about "Body Shots" |
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between breasts...
:scared:
OR GOOD ! :D
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:20 PM
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8. I Think I Just Got Turned On... |
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between this mental picture and the image posted in the Why Guys Like Women Kissing thread, I'm going to need a cold shower in a minute.
Note to self - discuss this idea with boyfriend next weekend.
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:14 PM
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Sorry Mat you shouldn't have handed her the phone...I told you it was dangerous!!!
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matcom
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:15 PM
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6. LOL. as long as i can take PICS |
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:D
:loveya:
she LOVES YOU!!! :P
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:14 PM
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5. Does Mrs. Matcom have a yellow ass too? |
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:18 PM
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7. Put CatWoman on the other line |
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and then in 10 minutes call the Paramedics.
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matcom
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:21 PM
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9. FUCK the paramedics..... |
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:45 PM
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10. a little stiff, are ya'? |
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Fri Sep-05-03 09:02 PM
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11. Dude...you are completely fucked. |
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Just start apologizing now; for everything.
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Fri Sep-05-03 09:06 PM
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12. What were you thinking? |
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Putting one of the most phenominal Duers on the line with your wife... you fear competition? Heck - she is now going to want to boot you off the computer so SHE can talk with NSMA and other DUers...
What's the old saying.... you cruise.... you lose... ;-)
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Fri Sep-05-03 09:14 PM
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NSMA has been circulating your wife's contact information amoung the women of DU. We're all gonna call her and chat for a while.
:7
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matcom
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Sat Sep-06-03 07:05 AM
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14. I GOT "LUCKY" Last Night |
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but for some strange reason, the Mrs kept screaming TEENA'S name!
:P
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:18 AM
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Life as you know it has ended! :D
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:24 AM
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do NOT let her talk to Midori x(
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:27 AM
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18. Make another note to yourself: |
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NEVER LET HER REGISTER AT DU!!!! :scared:
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matcom
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:28 AM
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19. she threatened to once |
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straightened me RIGHT UP!! :scared:
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:29 AM
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20. How do you know she HASN'T?!?!?! |
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Maybe she's "documenting"!!
:tinfoilhat::scared:
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matcom
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:31 AM
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very bad indeed :scared:
think she knows i drop my pants for you all on a daily basis?
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:32 AM
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22. She's a woman - she probably suspects! |
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But, she probably figures that if you are dropping trou here, you won't be doing it in the neighborhood.
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:33 AM
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23. You really bought that whole "arwalden" thing? |
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:34 AM
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that "arwalden" thing :D
OH MY STRAIGHT STARS!! :bounce:
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:38 AM
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Hubert Flottz
Sleep well.:scared:
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:42 AM
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did you?
:scared:
SLEEP? SLEEP?
no way in HELL after THAT! :D
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:50 AM
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He's from "West Virginia" yeah what are the odds of "him" having electricity in the first place a computer in the second and "his" one tooth knowing how to spell let alone type.
<Disclaimer> My mother's side of the family are from and in West by GOD Virginia and there tooths CAN type thank you very much.
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:22 AM
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16. That's odd my wife came up with a new nickname for me last night |
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she just kept screaming MOOKIE!!! over and over
Oh well I don't know why she was calling me that but I'll take it.
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:34 AM
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25. Is your wife a Mets fan? |
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Maybe she has a Mookie Wilson thing going...
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:35 AM
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Edited on Sat Sep-06-03 09:35 AM by matcom
'Hung like Mookie!' :D
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:46 AM
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32. Maybe it was that we had on the Mookie Wilson lovesongs album |
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I can't find an image or a mention of it but he did actually release an R&B album of lovesongs a couple of years ago.
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:37 AM
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27. To actually even try to imply such a thing around here would be my end |
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Braves AAAAAAAAAALLLL the way. She rocks back and forth like Leo Mazzone after the 7th inning of games even in April.
but then Mookie is pretty common name.:shrug:
:bounce:
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:39 AM
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29. Please, baby. baby, please, please, baby... |
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:43 AM
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31. Better than calling you "teenie" |
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:47 AM
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33. I think "teena" is the "maculine" form of "tiny" in Spanish |
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Sat Sep-06-03 02:27 PM
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Sat Sep-06-03 03:09 PM
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36. There's a MRS. Matcom? |
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Only one?
And all this time I thought GOPisEvil was the Casanova of DU.
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