Friday Night Doubletime Grotto!

[short bus president]

Why? Because we like you! And because I was sick last night and never opened the joint. Oops.

Friday night drink special: Sex on the beach, in the pool, over in the dungeon, up against the wall, in the ball pit (shoo! you teenagers!), wherever.

No cover if you come. :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

1. I have arrived...

I'll take up against the wall please sir. ;-)

My boss let us out early today and I've had to wait entirely too long for the Grotto to open so we could push me over 1000 posts.

Had a little time on my hands...so wave that cover charge baybee...twice. ;-)

*snap snap* Ramon bring me a bottle of Jack Daniels...stat.

DV

[short bus president]

3. Gimme 5 more

and I'll grant yer wish, dear.

;-)

[VelmaD]

6. Oooh...you're granting wishes...

does that mean you're gonna wear the genie costume and everything?

[short bus president]

7. beg prettily

and do it fast - I've got to turn in early tonight. Headed out tomorrow to hike empty ski trails and commune with golf course gophers for a week.

[VelmaD]

9. Please baby baby please...

I'll be good. Pretty please dress up and do the little dance. *bats eyelashes repeatedly*

I'm gonna miss you while you're out becoming one with nature. *snort*

[short bus president]

10. Yup - I'm all about

the nature. ;-)

You appear to require only one more post before you enter the 4-digit club. Any last words before that big event? 'Cause you'll be reduced to moans and squeals very shortly thereafter...

[VelmaD]

12. And here I thought...

you were all about the enemas. And the fucked up German porn. Oh well, learn something new about you every day.

And yes, I have something to say, on the occasion of my 1000th post. I am not one bit ashamed that 90% of them have involved me getting my ass virtually paddled. :evilgrin: I'm also tickled at how many of them have been replies to you honey. It's been a lot of fun.

Now, break out that paddle cause we gotta add another 500 to the 500+ you already owe me from last week. With you leaving we gotta have fun fast. *smooches and bends over*

[short bus president]

16. paddle, my shiny metal ass!

tonight you get the rusty lawnmower blade.

*snap* *snap*

"Hans! My glove, please. And get a ball gag for the lady. She's not gonna be making happy sounds, that's for sure."

Er, on second thought, perhaps we ought to remove this to the dungeon - wouldn't want the other swimmers to get splattered.

[VelmaD]

24. No! Paddle my red, bruised ass.

*rolls eyes*

Oh let's stay here. Pretty please. It's my party and I want everyone to get a chance to play.

[dolo amber]

17. WoooooHoooooooo!!

You go DV!! :D Congrats on 1000 posts!!


And a celebratory :spank: if i may be so bold...;)

[VelmaD]

19. Feel free pretty lady

There's no rule around here that says only the boys get to paddle my behind. ;-)

And thanks for the congrats. *smooches*

[short bus president]

23. OK

NOW I need that camera...

:7

[dolo amber]

2. Fine

If nobody wants to play, I'll be the first...terribly shoddy of them to not even show up for a party after all the trouble you went to...;)

*snap snap* "Miguel!! One of those drink specials, please, but hold the *on the beach* if you would...:D

[VelmaD]

4. We don't; need to stinkin' crowd...

I bet me and you and short bus can get up to plenty of trouble all by ourselves.

I'll sit on his lap and you can sit on mine and the rest of them can entertain themselves while we're busy. :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

5. What? No

sand in the vaseline? Alright, then - have it your way, as often and as vigorously as you like.

By the way - am I the only one who noticed that ALL my male Grotto attendants appear to be Latino? Why does nobody ever ask for poor Arnold, or Tall Teutonic Hans over there? Is this a NAFTA thing?

;-)

[VelmaD]

8. Cause we like those...

dark boys with the big brown eyes and the long dark eyelashes. Yumm. Hans is for later in the dungeon when you want someone to yell at you while they paddle your ass. ;-)

And ew, no sand in the vaseline. That stuff can end up in tender locations...owie owie owie.

[short bus president]

11. Very well, then

just call me "el autobus corto" from here on out. I aim to please...

[TrogL]

40. That's illegal

racial profiling.

Somebody quick hire two skinny white blonde twinks. Must look good in Speedos.

[GOPisEvil]

13. *snap, snap*

Fruity drinks and sexy women - stat!!!

[VelmaD]

14. I see...

you're really getting the hang of this Grotto thing. You're snapping like a pro. :-)

Ginger...Amber...put a wiggle in it and bring this man something with a little parason in it. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

15. I learn quick!

Oh, you can keep Ginger; I'm more a Mary Ann guy. ;-)

Ahhhhh...

[VelmaD]

18. It takes a man...

secure in his manhood to drink a pink drink with a pink parasol in it.

[GOPisEvil]

20. I'm sitting here surrounded by sexy women (in my mind anyway)

I think I look pretty fucking masculine! :P

[VelmaD]

21. It's the hat...

that gives you that manly man je ne sais quoi.

I know that's what does it for me anyway. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

22. The hat is where it's at!

;-)

[short bus president]

25. does that

make you a dickhead, Woody?

:P

[GOPisEvil]

26. Nope; I'm a dickhead for completely unrelated reasons.

:P

[Habibi]

27. Why are there no

naked folk in the water, there? Looks inviting enough.

[VelmaD]

28. Hop on in...

start a trend.

Snap your fingers and a drink will magically appear (along with a sexy little server).

[Habibi]

30. Gosh!

What a swell joint!

[short bus president]

29. Sorry - these are the DAYLIGHT pics

we have a strict no cameras policy at night. ;-)

[VelmaD]

31. Well, except for...

the pics of me and dolo amber...or the pics of me and KinkyDem...or the pics of me and Aristus...I'm seeing a trend here. ;-)

[short bus president]

32. don't forget

the pics of you and me with Leftist Rebel chained to the wall when his Mom came in...

:7

[VelmaD]

34. Yeah but...

those aren't sexy so much as scary. We're talking so scary the people at Faces of Death lost their lunch and tossed us out on our ears.

[dolo amber]

33. Ohhh, bad ShortBus...

I was promised those pics were for *your eyes only*...you know I have no recourse but to give you what you deserve, so grab those ankles, you naughty thing...

:spank:

:P

[VelmaD]

36. Woohoo!

Short bus gets his comeuppance.

Would you like some help? I can hold him down. Or spell you with the paddle if you get tired. Or just point and laugh. :evilgrin:

[TrogL]

42. Lemme get a coupla drinks in me

Where's my diving mask?

[JohnKleeb]

35. can I come tonite

Maybe you all can cheer me up, and no its nothing to with the campaign. See my thread.

[VelmaD]

37. Honey, that depends...

on how much the cabana girls rub up against you, whether you watch what dolo amber and I are doing to short bus, and whether you're parents give you enough privacy. ;-)

Anyway, come on in. We'll see what we can do about making it all better.

[JohnKleeb]

39. Ok thanks err whats a cabana girl

[short bus president]

41. you sure

you're not the one in Catholic school? ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

44. nope I am not in Catholic school

Are you refering to the :crazy: nuts that are kinda my friends or are you refering to Goob, I think the only young DUer to go to Catholic School. Sorry if I am wrong.

[VelmaD]

43. It's like a cabana boy...

only with boobies.

Seriously hon...that's just what we call the waitresses. They bring the drinks and cozy up to the clientele and basically keep everyone happy who is inclined toward girls.

[JohnKleeb]

45. oh ok

so thats who Derek was messing around with lol/

[VelmaD]

47. Yup...

get a couple of near-beers into that boy and he tries to cozy up to anything with boobs. Good thing the cabana girls think he's a cutie-pie. Those sexual harassment lawsuits can be such a bother. *sigh*

Oh, and re: Catholic school, short bus was just teasing you about your lack of experience with cabana girls. But we can fix that if you want. ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

67. lol

Where is skinny tonite anyhow? Yeah I will have some cabana girls.
skinny is my nickname for him fyi, because hes like my height (5'10-5'11) yet he weights at the most 140.

[VelmaD]

68. Haven't seen Little Bit...

around here tonight. Maybe he got lucky. ;-)

And is that 140 pounds soaking wet with combat boots on and lots of change in his pockets? That boy is a freakin' toothpick.

[TrogL]

38. DRINK!!! NOW!!!!!

with two poolboys in Speedos!

[VelmaD]

46. Snap your fingers honey...

and Raul and Ramon (yes they're twins ;-)) will be right here for ya.

[TrogL]

48. Dark ale here!

*snaps fingers and pats lap invitingly*

[MissMillie]

49. I'm HERE! But I'm drinking blue freeze pops!

And they're quite yummy

[VelmaD]

51. Welcome to the Grotto...

I don't believe we've seen you here before.

Bringing your own drink is just fine...if you'd like a little something later on just snap your fingers and a cabana boy or girl (your preference) will be right along.

So, Mistress Millie. Hop on in the hot tub. Sit a spell. Relax. Enjoy the bubbles. And tell us all about yourself.

Darth Velma
Grotto Manager

[MissMillie]

54. Wow... nice welcome!

I'm 39, single mom, work at a college (one of the big ones), life-long liberal. I'm a Leo, and when I listen to music I have a preference for a female vocalist.

I have green eyes and red, naturally curly hair. I wear glasses.

I look terrible in a swimsuit, so if you don't mind, I'll just dip my feet into the tub.

I'm a bit blue his weekend but I won't get into why because y'all are here to relax.

pleased to meet you all.

[VelmaD]

55. That's why they pay me...

the big bucks...my charm.

Well, that and my abilities with a whip. ;-)

Don't be shy about the swimsuit. The Grotto is clothing optional and you can opt to stay dressed. We're not real body conscious around here - some of us aren't all that hot in our birthday suits either. But, everybody is lovely in the Grotto. :-) When/if you feel comfy strutting around nekkid - go for it.

No being blue in the Grotto. Mellow yes. Blue no. Our cabana boys (or girls if you like) won't stand for it. They can be very persuasive. ;-)

[MissMillie]

60. your next drink is on me!

they can be very persuasive. ;-)

as can you.... thanks for the cheer!

[VelmaD]

61. Thank you sweetie...

for the kind offer. I'm staff so I usually just steal drinks when no one is looking. ;-)

Glad you're perking up.:-)

[Shakeydave]

50. My rash has doubled in size since last night!

Can I get a coupon for last nights closing?

[VelmaD]

52. I am so sorry honey

I had a cabana girl pick up extra calamine lotion just for you. Just say the word and someone will slather it on ya. Watch out though...the staff around here have wandering hands ya know. ;-)

And of course you can get a freebie *snort* to make up for last night.

DV

[Shakeydave]

53. Thank GAWD you're a DV and................

not a VD!

[VelmaD]

56. snort...

I'm a little stunned. You're actually the first person to make that joke. :-)

One day, when I've heard it a thousand times, I hope I'll be able to look back on this first time and laugh.

That lotion helping?

[Shakeydave]

57. It does in my palm!

Bwahahahahaha! :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

58. You sir...

are a bad bad boy. And I don't care if you're itchy. You still deserve this. ;-)

:spank:

[Shakeydave]

59. Unnnngggghhhhhh!

Good night my sweet!

[VelmaD]

62. Wow...

and here I thought it wasn't possible to adequately express that sound through spelling. Nice work.

Good night? You leaving already? *sigh* Why is it the boys always run when I pull out the paddle for use on them ('specially since they're so gung ho to use it on ME?) *pout* ;-)

[Shakeydave]

64. Ohhhhhhhhh Mannnnnnnnnn!

Not sure I'm ready to committ but hey, :loveya:!!!!!!!!!

[VelmaD]

65. Don't sweat it...

I'm not looking for a committment. At least not one that lasts past the next couple of hours or so. ;-)

*smooches*

[TrogL]

63. Woo HOOO!!

*strips off and throws clothes around the yard*

[VelmaD]

66. Look everybody!

Nekkid Trog Butt!

You just remember where you dropped those clothes young man. Tomorrow is Saturday and the staff get the morning off. I will be most put out if I have to pick up after you. And you know what happens when I am put out...:spank: :evilgrin:

[TrogL]

70. Oh, OK

*dumps clothes in the pool*

[VelmaD]

69. Ok boys and girls...

it's been a long day and I'm headed to bed. *enormous yawn* Gotta clean tomorrow - the parents are coming in a week - eep.

Feel free to stay and play as long as you like. Just try not to fall asleep in the hot tub. Crawling out to sleep in a corner is fine however.

Anyway, y'all be good. Last person out make sure you turn off the lights and that the door locks behind you.

*smooches* to all

Darth Velma

[TrogL]

71. Hey, what's this whip for?

*crack*