I just got laid! Ask me anything?

[trumad]

[Shakeydave]

1. In Miami or Ohio?

:freak:

[trumad]

8. Orlando

[Shakeydave]

13. Minnie or Mickey?

[trumad]

16. Minnie

[Shakeydave]

21. Yeah baby!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! The shoes, gloves and Mini! G-Rowl!

[GOPisEvil]

Anybody we know?

And why do I care? :shrug:

[trumad]

9. Not unless you know my wife....

[Brucey]

2. Laid?

We all got screwed by Bush... but which cops do we call? Why won't other countries stand up to the US?

[Capn Sunshine]

3. IS the other person wondering why you are typing on a laptop?

[trumad]

11. desktop

and I put her asleep!

[SOteric]

4. Was the chloroform very expensive...?

(Just kidding, dude.)

[Shakeydave]

5. Bwahahahahahahaahahaha!

:evilgrin: SWEET SMARTASS!

[GOPisEvil]

7. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

:yourock:

[trumad]

12. Corona

cheap and I even supplied the lime...

[SOteric]

18. A lime...? Well.

Chivalry is not dead.

[SmileyBoy]

25. LOL!! LOL!!

You can really take 'em down a peg, SOteric!!!

[listenup]

6. How long to

blow your partner up? (damn, that could have several meanings)

[MissMillie]

10. I'm jealous

I haven't had sex in over 3 years..... think I'll ever remember how when I finally get lucky?

[GOPisEvil]

14. OK - you got me beat...

:nopity:

[trumad]

15. Try an escort....

[MissMillie]

22. thanks... but....

I'm hoping my next partner is my last.

[CanuckAmok]

34. What an ominous thing to say... n/t

[listenup]

17. I have sex regularly with

me myself and I

and other assorted freaks!

[Zuni]

27. wow

3 years is a long time

[incontrovertible]

19. does she still let you give her head?

what is it with women and getting married? I have to ply mine with champagne punch nowadays, and to be blunt, I'd be perfectly happy to just give her head for about eight hours and then just take care of myself after she passes out. Find me a single woman anywhere who'd turn that down!

[trumad]

20. Er..that was included with the package....

[dudeness]

31. LMAO..

..

[VelmaD]

23. Was it...

good for you? ;-)

Darth Velma

[trumad]

24. Most excellent...

11 years and it's getting better everytime.... Like fine wine!

[listenup]

26. do you answer only

? I thought the point was to answer them all if one has the balls to post a ask me anything post.

[Don_G]

28. Never Mind....

I assume you're younger than I am.

[Paragon]

29. What's it like?

Nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more, he said knowingly.

[IndianaGreen]

30. Did you practice safe sex?

I gotta go, "Dead Like Me" is coming on Showtime!

[Terwilliger]

32. how much did it cost?

[trumad]

33. How much does it cost to have sex with my wife?

Plenty..;-)