Fill in the blank

[jiacinto]

A upper middle aged woman and her daughter are driving in a black sedan on a rainy day. They are all dressed in black.

The daughter--she is in her 30s--talks to her mother. And she says:

Mother, I've trusted you all my life. You've been there for me so much. And I love you a lot. I need to ask you something.

What is it, my dear daugher, honey?

Mother, (fill in the blank here)

[GOPisEvil]

1. Is daddy my REAL father? He's dead now, so you can tell me.

*cue dramatic organ music*

</soap opera>

[w13rd0]

2. Sounds like...

...a Summers Eve commercial...

[GOPisEvil]

4. I was gonna go there if the daughter was a teenager!

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[jiacinto]

7. You are close to the right answer

nt

[GOPisEvil]

8. "Do you ever get that 'not-so-fresh' feeling?

:puke:

[jiacinto]

9. Close

but not the right answer.

[Fenris]

3. Where's dad?

:shrug:

[Shakeydave]

5. Is Florida Bug Infested?

Does it have hurricanes? Why is nobody from here? Where's my pussy?

[comsymp]

10. SNARF!

"Mom, did you reeeeally vote for..."

[TrogL]

6. will you kick me out of the house

if I tell you I'm gay?

[JVS]

11. "do you douche?" or "Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"

I think I saw this commercial before.

On edit: I should have read the responses first. Oh well.

[jiacinto]

14. You got it!

You got the question right!

[JVS]

15. Sweet!

do I win anything? Or anything beyond recognition as someone who pays attention to feminine Hygeine product commercials?

[kixot]

12. "Mom, have you ever done anal?"

"How about DP? Ok, just thought Id ask."

[JohnKleeb]

13. can I take a crap

:evilgrin:

[jiacinto]

16. No

nt

[liberalpress]

17. "will you look straight into this Flashy Thingy?"

[buddhamama]

18. why do i resemble the postman ?