Algorem
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Sat Sep-06-03 12:18 AM
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You had better get your rocks off today because by 12am you'll be dead! |
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?Or maybe not technically 100% certifiably deceased but yes I think I predict you will ,what the hell. http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=3054 http://www.swirlednews.com/article.asp?artlD=659
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bigendian
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Sat Sep-06-03 12:22 AM
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1. consider it done. eom. |
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Sat Sep-06-03 01:06 AM
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The second time was even better!
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Sat Sep-06-03 01:18 AM
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4. Is that today or tomorrow? Which timezone? |
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Believe me, I have a Concorde, willing pilot, and enough fuel at my disposal to circle the earth faster than any timezone, so you'd better be right because if I'm going to waste that much gas I'd better live!
*updates Will to include the offing of Algorem should death occur*
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bigendian
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Sat Sep-06-03 01:54 AM
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I was just kidding. Really I was. If I was dead I wouldn't be writing this now would I? And I wouldn't be having sex three times an hour would I? That would be as silly as hiring a Concorde to fly me around the world so I could stay in the same time zone and aquire my mile-high club status over and over and over and over....wait a minute. Why didn't I think of that?
That's what happens when you are having sex three or more times an hour. You can't think of anything else. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. I mean, there wouldn't be any time to visit democratic underground now would there? Some things are much more important than sex. Like football or hockey. That's a fine way to work up a sweat.
All and all those are fine pastimes but I wouldn't want to make a habit of it, at least not like smoking... now there's a habit! You can do that 20 or more times a day! And you can change brands if you feel like it. You could stay loyal to the same brand. The old girl will probably love you for it.
So go ahead, slip one out of the pack and try it on for size. But play it safe. Don't inhale.
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Algorem
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Sat Sep-06-03 08:19 AM
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6. damn and i'm getting nothing.maybe i'll try the old hang-around-with-body |
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-builders-see-if-i-can-get-into-one-of-them-gang-bangs trick.hope they don't pull the old stomp-the-pencil-neck-in-a-roid-rage trick again though.
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